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WHATS UP BITCHES!!!! - teddy Roosevelt
- Joined
- Jan 4, 2014
- Location
- Candy mountain
It was good times for now, stupid financers and nothing new to deal with for now actually wishing he had a bit more like this even after every mission...just sit back and relax...alucard leaned back watching the tv with the princess just relaxing with a part of the show showing one of the characters laughing before an explosion would appear from the wall in front of them as the tv is destroyed.
Alucard took a long sigh and sat up, " that was...a 70 inch plasma screen tv..." Taking another long sigh he continued, " how can I help you!" Luke turned to see the princess, "I'll take her after I kill you...my name is Luke valentine..." Alucard interrupted " and I'm Carmen San diego guess where I am!!"
Luke sighed, " you know I'm trying to have a serious conversation here..." Alucard just looked over at him, " so am I...and I'm failing and I'm sorry...it's just that a blonde little shit strolled into my room...destroyed my 70 plasma screen tv...and is trying to impress me like I'm hiis alcoholic father.."
Both of them point their guns, " be a sport and grab daddy another beer would you..." They both grin at each other as they both pull the trigger. Alucard stands up as Luke appears far from him taking shots and dodging alucards as alucard keeps his grin and slumps over with blood. " hahaha!!! Your weak! I was hand crafted to kill you!!! My speed my power all rival!! Nay...dwarf yours!! In Comparison to you I am a demigod!!!"
-go back and forth saying really?-
Alucard puts his fingers together to make a box, "release restraint level 1.." Luke just standing there, "level what?" The vampires form is turned into a hellhound destroying one of his legs, as Luke falls to the ground.
" argh God!!!" Luke could feel that hurt as alucard is in a darker form " you know they say tv makes you violent?! But not having my tv is making me pretty FUCKING violent!!! What's wrong demigod!!! Sunmon up your demons!! Hit me!!! Fight me!!!! Give me a hug..." Both just look at each other before alucard goes to kill him the receiver picking up the noises, " I'm the sauce boss and tonight we're eating this blonde wannabe demigod bitch!!"
Alucard took a long sigh and sat up, " that was...a 70 inch plasma screen tv..." Taking another long sigh he continued, " how can I help you!" Luke turned to see the princess, "I'll take her after I kill you...my name is Luke valentine..." Alucard interrupted " and I'm Carmen San diego guess where I am!!"
Luke sighed, " you know I'm trying to have a serious conversation here..." Alucard just looked over at him, " so am I...and I'm failing and I'm sorry...it's just that a blonde little shit strolled into my room...destroyed my 70 plasma screen tv...and is trying to impress me like I'm hiis alcoholic father.."
Both of them point their guns, " be a sport and grab daddy another beer would you..." They both grin at each other as they both pull the trigger. Alucard stands up as Luke appears far from him taking shots and dodging alucards as alucard keeps his grin and slumps over with blood. " hahaha!!! Your weak! I was hand crafted to kill you!!! My speed my power all rival!! Nay...dwarf yours!! In Comparison to you I am a demigod!!!"
-go back and forth saying really?-
Alucard puts his fingers together to make a box, "release restraint level 1.." Luke just standing there, "level what?" The vampires form is turned into a hellhound destroying one of his legs, as Luke falls to the ground.
" argh God!!!" Luke could feel that hurt as alucard is in a darker form " you know they say tv makes you violent?! But not having my tv is making me pretty FUCKING violent!!! What's wrong demigod!!! Sunmon up your demons!! Hit me!!! Fight me!!!! Give me a hug..." Both just look at each other before alucard goes to kill him the receiver picking up the noises, " I'm the sauce boss and tonight we're eating this blonde wannabe demigod bitch!!"