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Shining Life(Marvel) Lady/Fox

”Hmmm, I’m sure he’d be very good with lip movements.”Tony said with a cheerful leer making clint roll his eyes a little. “I feel unspecial now.”Clint sulked making a face at phil looking amused at the idea of phil’s sister, before grinning. “Hmmm, you should send tony to get her. You call her, she’s going to try and push you off the tower or something.”Clint said snorting amused. “....Ah. Yes. Well. Dummy thinks dosing me with the fire extingisher is a game. We have fun.”Tony said sounding all offended and upset at the idea of his bot stealing things, but you knew he loved it. Since he’d never tried to change how the bot acted really. “...I do not!What?What would I do with polish and perfume?”Tony said sounding offended at the idea, squirming under the attention as he started to eat. “Don’t give me to much credit, anything I buy you people, I make jarvis get. It’s not me.”Lies, lies so many lies. Tony usually spent days agonizing over every little part of a present he got for any of his team.
 
Steve blinked a little at Tony as if confused by the comment and James felt a familiar tug of affectionate exasperation. this was common, he knew this. Steve was so innocent and used to being scrawny and ignored and even hated that he had no idea when someone was flirting with him. "actually, i think she'd faint if we did that." Phil admitted, looking amused. "better send Steve or Natasha with." he admitted, wincing as he settled into his chair. "any news on Loki?" Phil asked his Tablet. "No Agent Coulson. no change." Jarvis informed him, making James go very tense before slowly relaxing when nothing followed. "that damn blue bastard." Phil grumbled. "if i had known this was going to happen, i might have let Fitzsimmons take their crack at me first." he mumbled. "...we tried that, remember?" Fitz asked slowly. "it didn't end well..." "dosing you with the fire extinguisher is lots of fun." Steve agreed with a grin. "well i still like the perfume." Natasha admitted with a smile, sniffing at her wrist. "...since when do you wear perfume?" Phil asked. "since i don't need to be a sneak anymore." Natasha admitted with a smile. "i don't have to keep my scent hidden so i can wear it." she admitted happily. "it does smell nice." Phil agreed with a smile.
 
Tony grinned at the look he was getting from Steve, it amused him greatly to get him to look so adorably confused. Giving him a beaming smile he tilted his head, looking at Steve. “We should go. Me and you, we could totally pick up his sister and be back this evening.”Tony offered, glancing at phil, eager to make sure the man felt welcome, even more not just because he liked phil, but because clint did, which meant making sure phil wanted to stay here. Not even considering that james might be jealous of him spending time with steve, or even knowing it might be a issue“I know right?I’m totally yelling at him when he wakes up.”Tony grumbled a little before snorting, shaking his head. “Are you the one who keeps putting him up to it?Steeeeveee that’s not nice.”Tony whined before grinning happily that his perfume was well accepted. “I got cologne. The good stuff, it smells fairly good really. Tony has good taste.”Clint said praising tony gently, knowing better then to believe the lies that tony didn’t chose anything.
 
Steve grinned a little. "that would be fun." he agreed. "i've never gone on a road trip before." he admitted. "where does she live?" "Oregon. Portland." Phil admitted. "her name is Audrey Nathan." he admitted with a smile, silently thanking Tony for such devotion. it was nice to know that he could have his sister for a while. "he's a little shit." Steve agreed with a smile. "....not ALL the time. just sometimes. when you annoy me or play pranks on me." he admitted with an impish grin. "Dummy is always up for fun new games. like replacing all the sugar in your lab with salt. and changing your screen savers." he teased with a giggle. "hmm. you do smell amazing." Phil admitted, smiling as he leaned against Clint. "Tony's always had good taste. he got me this wonderful fruit basket and he even managed to remember that i'm allergic to mangoes." Phil admitted. "it had all kinds of interesting fruits in it, some of them are my favorites now." he admitted. "granted, i think he was being a snot when he gave it to me but..." he shrugged. "i enjoyed it anyway."
 
“We’ll do it. Eat then go.”Tony grinned at the idea, looking amused at the idea. “Audrey. Jarvis, get the plane ready to go and plot a course.” “Of course sir.” Tony grinned amused as he sulked a little. “....That’s....steve!I put that salt in my coffee!I nearly died of a heart attack when I drank it!It was horrible!”Tony sulked looking unhappy at the ruination of good coffee. “You telling me i don’t always smell good?”clint said smiling as he wrapped a arm around the other, pressing a kiss to his head, before snorting. “Which is amusing, cause he never remembers pepper’s allergic to strawberries.” “I remember!”Tony protested as he finished eating, smirking a little. “Was not. Fruits baskets are totally normal office party sort of gifts. I asked pepper. She said give fruit.”Tony said making a face as he finished eating. “....I could get used to being here.”Alexis muttered glancing at grant, looking both intrigued and utterly baffled at finding herself in a life like this. Of having a safe place like this.
 
Steve nodded. "sounds good." he agreed, blinking when James huffed and scowled, annoyed though he didn't know why. Steve had to wonder why James was annoyed too but he didn't think he was going to get any answers out of the man just yet. "you started it Tony!" Steve huffed. "putting buttermilk, buttermilk of all things! in my creamer container!" "....uhm... oops?" Natasha offered, Steve staring at her. "that was YOU!?" "...no! f course not. it was totally Tony. all Tony's fualt." Natasha lied, looking very impish. "i also wasn't the one who hid the porno mags under your bed." "...hid what?" Steve asked, looking confused. "porno magazines... naked sex pictures." "what!?" Steve asked, looking stunned before heading to his room to check, shrieking when he realized there where naked women under his bed. "...i hid those there months ago." Natasha admitted, Phil snickering. "...hey Tony?" Steve asked, looking confused. "why are there two men laying naked in bed together?" Steve asked, examining one of the magazines. "is that normal?" James had the sudden feeling that Steve was punking the shit out of everyone, but he didn't say anything. "...uhm. Steve, you do know about Gay people right?" "...no, what are gay people? are they like the Ne..." "We don't use that word anymore!" Natasha informed him before he could finish his sentence. "oh. right. i'm sorry. is it like colored person?" he asked curiously, Natasha staring at him. "...no. Steve. it's... uh... Phil?" "well. you understand sex, right?" Phil asked. "uh, yes. that's how babies are made right?" Steve asked. "Ma gave me the talk. when a man loves a woman very much they kiss, and when they love either enough they make babies." Steve admitted. "...is that all you know?" "there's more?" "oh my Jesus..." Grant mumbled. Steve was... Steve was... pure as fresh fallen snow. oh crap! only James seamed to realize that Steve was bullshitting. James also knew that no one else would realize it because they where all so used to Steve being, well, Steve. pure and sweet and innocent. never had a kiss, never had sex, never lived in the gayest part of Brooklyn with Bucky Barnes and never, ever used to slip into the red light district as kids just to ogle anything and everything they could. never stole into Stage Films to watch in secret since they where very much illegal, and never stole pinup girl posters from venders. nope, Steve was pure innocence.
 
"I did not!"to y whined."I told you that wasn't me!"tony whined before laughing out loud at natashas words."porn, really?" "Hm, we thought he'd benefit from seeing porn."clint grinned amused as she heard steve shriek shaking his head as he stared at steve.no...truly. he couldn't be that pure could he?glancing at tony, he smirked to see the billionaire looking utterly lost and confused on how to respond, knowing tony liked steve, so this conversation was interesting."uh...you know sex involves a bed..."by on said stuttering a little as he looked at the others for help."....jarvis!explain sex to the good captain please."tony decided looking a little lost on what to say. "No sir, I'm sorry, I think he would benefit from your instructions the best."jarvis, the meddlesome little shit thst he was.
 
Steve sulked. "well... well... it WAS you who poured hair die in my shampoo!" he informed Tony with a sniff. "blue hair! Tony! i had Blue Hair!" he complained before looking around at all the people. "...it does?" Steve asked, blinking a little. "alright." Phil groaned, turning to face Steve. "now. Steve, as you might know, a man can love a woman, yes?" "yes." "a man can also love a man." h explained, Steve nodding. "yes." "a woman can love a woman just as much as a woman who loves a man, do you agree?" "i do. yes." Steve agreed. "so. sometimes, when a man loves a man, or a woman loves a woman, or a man loves a woman, they want to get closer and feel good together so they have sex." he explained, Steve nodding. "now. you understand the difference between a man and a woman, right?" "yes. men have penises and women have breasts and vagina." "...r...right." Phil stuttered, loosing his nerve so Natasha started in. "in order to have a baby, a man must place his penis inside of a woman's vagina and orgasm inside of her. you've had an orgasm?" "no. what's that?" "...you ever... you know. touch yourself?" "well. sure. i have to wash." "...no, i mean, have you ever. fondled?" "...well, no. Mother told me if i fondled myself i'd go to hell. i don't like the sound of that so i never did." "oh Jesus..." James said, setting a hand over his eyes, Grant grimacing a little as he watched, beginning to wonder if there wasn't some sort of joke going on here somehow. "my god. people in the twenties where really this bad?" "yes." James lied. "sex wasn't something you talked about, even behind closed doors. when a man married a woman they where expected to figure it out. meant a lot of pain for the girl unfortunately but the girls at least, where taught to expect that." James admitted. "Sarah was even worse than most. that's Steve's Ma." he admitted. "she was real 'fire and brimstone'. unlike my Da who taught me everything he knew about sex once i started puberty. didn't want me hurting any dame i was with, said he didn't like the idea of me having to feel bad. like he had with my Ma." James admitted, remembering just enough to know he loved to punk people.
 
“yea, okay. That was funny though. You’re hair was totally american blue. If I could have gotten it to be red and white to, it would have been perfect.”Toyn said before noding. “yea....”He said blushing and squirming a little as he watche steve, trying to figure out what the other was thinking or feeling, staring at him. “....That’s....insane. You need laid. Like now. Both of you, totally need it.”Tony said staring at them, having no idea what to think about this. Alexis tilted her head a little as she considered the two, looking thoughtful, not quiet feeling the other’s emotions, but knowing that there was a joke in here, at least she got the sense there was.
 
"it was horrible!" Steve complained. "i had to go out in public like that!" Steve complained before blinking at Tony. "i don't need laid." James huffed, rolling his eyes. "i get laid all the time." James admitted before pausing. "well. i get ordered to have sex all the time, does that count?" Steve went very tense and Grant shrugged. "often times, our handlers use us as a source of sexual release. they believe that so long as we take care of our baser needs, eating, sleeping and yes, sex we won't fight the programming as much. unfortunately, it works." Grant admitted. "that's abhorrent." "we didn't know enough to care." James admitted. "it felt good so we where happy to do it. anything to make our handlers happy and at least while we where having sex, they weren't punishing us or asking us to hurt or kill other people." James admitted. "....well there went all the fun out of the joke." Steve admitted suddenly, making Clint and Phil turn to gape at him. "...joke?" "you should have seen your faces. 'no, i've never masturbated, what's gay love?' honest to god you guys!" Steve admitted, laughing. "i only grew up in the gayest district in the entire New York." he pointed out. "i never thought you'd be so gullible!" he admitted with a snicker. "come on Tony. we're going to Oregon." he admitted with a grin. "you'll be okay here James?" "fine." James growled, glaring at his flesh hand. Steve hesitated, wondering why the other was so grumpy before shaking his head and headed for the garage. wondering if they would take a car or the Jet.
 
“It was awesome.”Tony giggle a little before staring at james. “...seriously?” “Yes. It... Is nice. To be touched, and not have to deal with being hurt or fight the programming, which in turn hurt.”Alexis shrugged a little, leaning against grant a little. It was isgusting now that she was aware enough to fight off the programming, but at the time it han’t been horrible. “....What?”Tony gape, staring at steve before frowning, looking upset at having been at the center of the joke, sighing a little as he stood, hiding the reaction as he noded. “Let’s.”Tony sai pausing to make sure the other was okay before following steve out, grinning as he climbe into the jet, smirking at steve. “trust me to fly?”He teased a little even as he let steve fly, because he knew the other’s hated letting him fly anywhere, since he tended to forget he was in the jet, and not his suit
 
"yeah. it's nice. knowing i can say no if i want to." Grant admitted with a smile. "about anything. i don't have to do it if i don't want to and you won't beat the shit out of me if i refuse." Grant admitted with a smile watching Steve and Tony leave. "i can't believe we had every one going." Steve admitted with a smirk. "thanks for playing along. that was epic. it's not often i can pull one over on Phil Clint and Natasha." he had assumed Tony had known. "how do you make yourself blush on command?" he wondered, examining Tony before shaking his head. "on the way there you can fly, but once she's on the jet your not touching the wheel. deal?" he asked with a grin, making sure he was strapped in properly. he'd never admit it, but he loved it when Tony went wild. better than any roller coaster.
 
“Y-yea, we had everyone going. And Agent deserves to be tricked sometimes.”Tony stuttered a little ducking his head a little, blushing again because he totally so hadn’t known. But he was willing to let the other believe he had been playing a trick on them. “Talent.”he sai looking amuse as he settled into the seat, smirking. “Deal.”he grinned as he took off, and indeed went wild enough that the trip to oregon was definitely more interesting then any of the others would have let him have.
 
"i know. the look on his face!" Steve admitted with a snigger. "it's a Talent that i have GOT to learn." he admitted with a grin before laughing as Tony put the jet through it's paces before settling in with a book to read until they got there. he hummed as he unbuckled once they landed and settled into the drivers seat of the car waiting for them. he knew better than to let Tony drive a car, they didn't need to be pulled over. "Jay? get the GSP thing going would you?" "of course sir." Jarvis said, sounding very amused. because he knew as good as Steve was these days, most technology still baffled the blond. the GPS system was one of those things that Steve was mildly afraid of. something that seamed to amuse Jarvis to no end.
 
Tony sulked as he slid into the seat next to steve, pouting a little as he drove."you let me fly. You should let me drive to."he sulked making a face at the other before perking up a little when they got to the simple but beautiful farmhouse. Smiling to himself as he headed up the front steps, knocking lightly."you prepared?if she faints you gotta do the manly thing and catch her cap."
 
"sorry Tony. too many people live on the ground to let you drive." Steve admitted with a chuckle. "besides. i like to drive." he admitted, looking around the gorgeous farmhouse before snorting. "i'll catch her." he agreed, ringing the doorbell, a musical voice calling that she'd be right there. a moment later Audrey opened the door. "hello? can i help.... you're Tony Stark!" she gasped, stunned. "oh my gosh! oh, oh come in! please!" she fussed, Steve lifting an eyebrow. this was a pleasant change, Tony was being mobbed and he was being ignored. he rather liked this. "what brings you here? do you want something to drink? i have coffee." Audrey offered, beaming at him before blinking at Steve. "oh. your Captain America." she pondered him and then sighed. "Phil woud have been so excited..." "that's actuall why where here Mrs. Nathan." "it's Ms." Audrey admitted. "what about Phil?" she asked, confused, handing Tony a huge slice of apple pie, working almost on autopilot as she gave Steve a slice as well. "Ms? your not married?" "no. oh, your confused about the different last name? our parents divorced when we where twelve. i stayed with my mom, took her maiden name. Phil stayed with dad.... Phil always said we went with the wrong parents." she admitted with a smile. "...well. the thing is Ms. Nathan. Phil Coulson is not dead." Steve admitted, Audrey freezing, the cup she was filling with coffee starting to overflow as she struggled to come to terms with what she'd heard. "Phil's not dead." "no. it's only been very recently that we found out. he was infected with alien genetics that manipulated his mental patterns and forced him to believe he would hurt, or kill anyone he loved or knew, which is why he didn't contact you. this morning, we where able to isolate, contain and remove the parasitic blood, making it safe for us to come and get you." Steve admitted. "so he.. it wasn't his fault that he didn't call?" she asked, looking so upset. "he's okay now?" "...so far." Steve admitted. "the procedure left him in quite a bit of pain and there may be long term, even permanent damage but we are uncertain as of yet." he admitted. "and i can go see him?" she asked, looking hopeful. "of course. that's why we're here. to take you to the Tower."
 
“I can drive!I’m perfectly capable of being safe and a good driver!”Tony whined, though his version of safe driving was at insane spees. “hello. And of course you can.”Tony grinned snickering at the other’s response, stepping inside. “I feel special. Being paid attention to, in human perfection’s company.”Tony tease under his breath as he looked up at steve and smirked as he stepped inside. “Thanks.”Tony grinned as he took the pie, “And I always want coffee.”he said looking amused as he ate, tilting his head as he let steve explain, because steve was better at talking to people then he knew. “He didn’t even tell Clint.”Tony said reassuring her that it was everyone that phil hadn’t told, not just her. “Yes. You’re coming to the tower, it’ll be fun.”Tony grinned looking eager, and wondering if he could con steve into letting him drive.
 
"you drive like a madman. in fact, you drive even worse than Daredevil does." he pointed out with a smile. "and he's blind." he admitted before chuckling a little. "shut up Tony. it only stands to reason that his sister is just as insane as him." "i heard that!" Audrey informed him, though she looked amused. "Phil was always super obsessed with Captain America." she admitted. "it was the only thing he had in common with dad." she admitted. "me and my mom... well. she was a Tech savvy. a teacher. Tony Stark was her idol. i was never as brilliant as she was. i couldn't put together a pistol, let alone a subatomic particle... thingy." she admitted. "she was a Shield Agent." Audrey admitted with a smile. "she's the reason why Phil was able to get into Hydra." she admitted. "so. if your mom was... just like Phil, what was your dad like?" "just like me." she admitted with a smile. "happy all the time, artsy like." she admitted. "he was the one who payed for my Cello lessons." she admitted. "he was a dancer." she admitted. "he was beautiful. Phil kind of hated him." she admitted with a chuckle. "he was flighty, after all and Phil was all about rules and order." she shook her head, pouring fresh cups for everyone. "Clint. that's his lover." Audrey muttered, trying to remember Clint's face. she'd only met him once but it was enough to know why Phil loved him so much. "will he be there? Clint i mean?" "yes. of course." Steve admitted with a smile. "he's one of the Avengers now. Hawkeye." Steve admitted with a smile. "when do we leave?" "whenever your ready." "let me pack a bag. here, finish this off for me." she ordered, handing them the rest of the apple pie, heading up to get some clothes. "...Phil being raised by an artsy type? i can't see it." Steve admitted with a chuckle.
 
“I do not. You have no idea what you’re talking about.”Tony said before making a face. “I will not shut up. I deserve to be paid attention to. I am awesome and beautiful an amazing.”Tony huffed a little looking amused. “That’s amusing. You two really should have switche parents.”Tony said looking amused as he imagined phil with a flighty dancer for a dad before noding. “He’s definitely all about the rules and order.”He agreed sipping his coffee, noing. “He is. And yes, he will be. Though he’s being moody, I’m told that he’s being overprotective at the moment, so he might be a little on the anxious side at meeting you again.”Tony said looking amused as he took the pie, hogging it as he ate. “Mine.”he growled before snickering. “I can totally see it. I mean, he manages to live with me without tazing me more then once every few weeks. That takes alot of patience an history of dealing with such personalities to do so.”
 
"you do too or you wouldn't be deflecting." Steve teased with a chuckle and a shake of his head. "honestly, i'm not sure Phil would have been all that happy with Mother." Audrey admitted. "i could tolerate her because i had a will. i was a bit of a wild child, i did what i wanted and mother could piss off. Phil was entirely devoted to obeying at that age and he would have done anything mother told him to even if it meant giving up what he wanted to do." she admitted before smiling a little. "if Phil was hurt as badly as i imagine, Clint is going to be very fussy. i only met him once, but he fusses over Phil a lot." she admitted with a smile, Steve just snorted. "your going to ruin your dinner." Steve complained, letting Tony have the pie because he didn't want to be stabbed. "...you know. you might very well have a point." Steve admitted with a grin. "i suppose dealing with a hyper Clint might be a good way to get used to type hyper personalities too." he admitted with a chuckle, taking a sip of his coffee, keeping an ear out upstairs as Audrey called her bosses and told them there had been a family emergency and she wasn't sure when she'd be back while she packed.
 
“hm, that makes sense.”Tony sai thinking about it, tilting his head a little before nodding. “He was hurt that badly. And he’s fussing. It’s both endearing and sickening.”Tony sai snickering a little before making a face. “Will not. I’m not cooking dinner, can’t really ruin it.”He sai as he ate, smirking a little. “Hm, yea. Dealing with any of shield agent is good to getting used to things.”He said looking amused as he finished the pie with a sleepily smile as he stretched, rubbing a hand over his slightly rounding stomach as he leaned back in the chair looking up when audrey came in. “Need anything else? And can I drive steve?”
 
she smiled a little. "it just shows how much she cares." she admitted with a smile. "you'll ruin your appetite then." he stated, looking amused. "an i think Phil was going to make that lasagna." he admitted. "i don't think your typical shield agent is the problem." Steve admitted with a grin. "i think it's mostly us." he admitted with a snigger before sulking as he realized Tony really had eaten the rest of the pie. "no i don't need anything else." she assured him. "if i do, Phil will buy it for me." she admitted with a smile before blinking when Steve responded with a sharp. "not with Audrey in the car. Phil would kill us if you crashed with her in the car. besides, i think your going to drop into a food Coma." "did he eat all of that pie?" "yes. greedy." Steve complained, though he sounded rather affectionate as well, chuckling at Tony. "come on then glutton. before you fall asleep in that chair." he ordered, nudging Tony up. "can i take your bags Ms. Nathan?" "yes, thank you."
 
“Will not. And I can eat. I eat alot. You guys keep telling me to eat more. I’ll eat the lasanga.”Tony said grinning a little before snorting. “You, I’m thinking. You cause the most problems. I mean, pranking your other avengers. Shameful.”Tony teased snickering a little before noding. “We will. Okay. Let’s go then....and finnneee. I get tazed enough, I wont rive then...”Tony sai not even sulking as he shook his head. Stirring a little, “Am not. I’m awake. I can stay up forever. Don’t nee sleep.”he sai letting the other nudge him to his feet, which was amusing since he really hadn’t slept in about two days, which meant the food was totally going to be putting him to sleep in a few minutes. And indeed, within moments of getting in the car he was out, not even waking enough to walk to the jet, simply past so hard that steve actually had to pick him up and put him in the plane to get home. Which was normal, when he finally did give in an crash. Until he rested enough, he was totally impossible to actually wake.
 
"you can eat." he agreed. "you just ate an entire pie i'm pretty sure was supposed to be shared." he admitted, pouting at Tony again, looking so sweet and cute. "Tony he threatened to Tase you within three minutes of meeting you for the first time." he pointed out, looking amused. "i'm pretty sure it's mostly Clint." he admitted. "and Nat. and probobly Bruce." he admitted. he was such a liar. it was mostly him and Tony. "Phil still does that then?" Audrey asked, looking amused. "that's all mothers fault. she didn't like the idea of him being unprotected so she gave him a taze gun and told him only to us it in emergencies. he did so." she admitted with a chuckle. "it's been his favorite weapon ever since." "actually, i think he's moved on to Icers." Steve admitted. "it's this little blue bullet that knocks you out." Steve explained at her puzzled look. "non-lethal." "yeah, Phil was always a fan of non-lethal." she agreed with a smile. "is he okay?" "yeah. Tony's fine. he just hasn't slept the last few days because he was worried about Phil's operation." Steve admitted. "he worries a lot, Tony does." he admitted, heading back to the tower. "Tower? this is Rogers. we have Audrey, Tony's finally sleeping and we're heading home." Steve informed Jarvis, knowing that Jarvis would inform the others. Toyn was still asleep as they landed so he hooked her bags around his elbows before lifting Tony and led the way down, smiling at her as they talked. he was glad the had hit it off, he wasn't sure what he would hav done if Phil's sister hadn't liked them.
 
"I shared a slice."tony muttered making a face."don't give me that look. You're not that adorable."he ordered huffing "yes he does. And he threatens me with a tazer, it's mean! You have to tell him to stop it."Tony grumbled even as he went to sleep. Clint snickered as he looked up from where he was reading, cuddling into phils side as he smiled at the sight, shaking his head at the sight of tony."hey audrey. And did you feed him?he looks comatose."clint snickered moving up to get up, looking anxious about meeting audrey again.
 
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