Kill, Bang or Marry

[Lo DeBale]

Kill you by nuking you from orbit. It's the only way to be sure with referencial humor bots after all.

 

[Revnarh]

He's not a robot, I'd know otherwhise!

Bang the crazy necromancer

 

[Lord David Booyah]

Bang the Sex Demon... With my HU-MAN DICK!

 

[Revnarh]

I'm getting the feeling that you're an android disguised as a human...please tell me I'm wrong or else I'd have to terminate you before Skynet gets its grip on you.

Bang

 

[Aviatrix]

Marry!

 

[MioYumYumPeter]

Gentle kiss on the cheek.

 

[NightHawk]

Marry! a hawk with her... just look at it, we are going to have amazing children

 

[Aviatrix]

Bang

 

[NightHawk]

Bang

so you are going to make me cheat on my wife?
only if she allows me to bang you back

 

[Aviatrix]

Still bang!

Also you mean your husband?

 

[NightHawk]

Still bang!

Also you mean your husband?

That's... That's a woman, isn't it? im confused SOS XD

well, shit. can you divorce us? im not a cheater, so only after the divorce i can bang you

 

[Aviatrix]

XD

Well I guess we can only bang if you get a divorce then!

 

[NightHawk]

XD

Well I guess we can only bang if you get a divorce then!

*walks to the divorce section* - "take the ring, enjoy, byebye!"

*walks back to you* - "well. done. was easier than i thought.

 

[Lord David Booyah]

I'm getting the feeling that you're an android disguised as a human...please tell me I'm wrong or else I'd have to terminate you before Skynet gets its grip on you.

Naw, I’m not smart enough to be a robot!

Kill the bronze Birdie.

 

[Revnarh]

In that case...bang!

 

[NightHawk]

In that case...bang!

Since you are playful, i think ill join on the bang
Ever been with a bird before, demoness?

 

[Revnarh]

Only if a harpy or a sphinx count.

Bang the cute birb!

 

[Aviatrix]

Blush and ask her about mating

(Marry and Bang)

 

[NightHawk]

Avia, im now divorced. we can bang quietly

 

[Revnarh]

Tell Avia that mating season never ends for me and I'm always in perpetual heat as a sex demoness, then bang her hard!

Edit: Bang the ninja-ing birb!

 

[NightHawk]

I think we have an interesting threesome over here,
Sex demoness, A bird (with some unique abillities), and a cute lady

 

[Aviatrix]

Bang!

 

[owningMaster]

Bang

 

[Lord David Booyah]

Bang Aviatrix through the Cockring...?

 

[Aviatrix]

Bang you all night