Kill, Bang or Marry

[Lord David Booyah]

Woah...
I’d just put 1,2, and 3 into Random.org and see which comes out, the numbers representing the actions in order, as I am far too afraid to do anything, lest that fire knight kill me...
But, actually, if it weren’t for him, I’d marry that beauty. You’re so lucky it’s a mutual marriage, Fire Knight.

 

[Revnarh]

Bang the knight in shining armor!

 

[Lord David Booyah]

Bang back

 

[Revnarh]

Marry the handsome knight in a grand wedding!

 

[Nykar]

Kidnap the succubus and try to marry her but let the brave knight marry her because he's a bro

Crap posted the wrong thing. Bang

 

[Revnarh]

Bang!

 

[Nykar]

Marry.

 

[Lord David Booyah]

Bang!

In other words, kill. Hence the dynamite

 

[Nykar]

Hmm not normally my type, but you seem sweet.

Bang

 

[Lord David Booyah]

Kill the gay fire knight

 

[Megara23]

kill him

 

[Nykar]

Marry cause you seem cute and fun

 

[Megara23]

Aww thank you....mm but kill too...I'm in a murderous mood.

 

[Revnarh]

Bang (please don't kill me...)

 

[Megara23]

Awww sorry love that isn't in the cards....kill

 

[Nykar]

*sigh* kill but only to keep the peace. *Cries as I murder day booty*

 

[Revnarh]

Marry my overlord to cheer him up

 

[Megara23]

Then I rise from the grave and kill ya both! ZOMBIE!

 

[Nykar]

Bang cause I'm a dark lord bitch. I control undead and make you a sexy zombie under my control

 

[Megara23]

Yes master

 

[Nykar]

Marry cause I have restored the peace

 

[Revnarh]

Since it's honeymoon time...bang!

 

[Lord David Booyah]

Bang her to get in on the now threesome, setting the taser to low and shocking her clit.

Oh, crap, wrong thread. {basically in What Would You Do To The User Above You?, I have a Taser now}

 

[Revnarh]

Bang without minding the taser since it only makes me even hornier

 

[Nykar]

Marry of course