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Kill, Bang or Marry

Marry, cementing our two factions together, then abscond with the royal child and heir back to my homeland.
 
Weave a string through his fingers for a game of Cat's Cradle. *and then jump on his lap and bang his brains out* (oops...forgot that last part sorry :) )
 
(once she's a skeleton you can bone her though...giggle-snorts)
Marry...and steal her awesome lingerie.
 
Marry in a heathen ritual that has mystical aspects and binds us all together in a perpetual ring of banging, writing, punishment and pleasure.
 
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