Kill, Bang or Marry

Feels a little bit guilty for banging his wife overly quickly…even if she was to be a future wife. But that's not how he was brought up! Shares popcorn with his wife, and then bangs her properly, slow in the beginning, and wild toward the end.
 
Let's you settle down after the bang before going straight for the kill. 😈
 
Kisses, and bids farewell. You died like a real fighter. Allfather is waiting for you! Save some pork for me!
 
Kiss. In a vain attempt to stop the circle of death! Also, why would you kill a husband and a widower of your side-girlfriend? Ewww, manners!
 
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