Kill, Bang or Marry

[MaxMax]

Feels a little bit guilty for banging his wife overly quickly…even if she was to be a future wife. But that's not how he was brought up! Shares popcorn with his wife, and then bangs her properly, slow in the beginning, and wild toward the end.

 

[transcendence]

Let's you settle down after the bang before going straight for the kill.

 

[MaxMax]

Settles down, and kills the upstart first! Pew pew!

 

[transcendence]

One final bang before drifting off to the afterlife.

 

[MaxMax]

Kisses, and bids farewell. You died like a real fighter. Allfather is waiting for you! Save some pork for me!

 

[Sync]

Kills Max for knocking off my part-time girlfriend

 

[MaxMax]

Kiss. In a vain attempt to stop the circle of death! Also, why would you kill a husband and a widower of your side-girlfriend? Ewww, manners!

 

[AndNich123]

Certain bangable qualities here, and I am not known for passing up opportunities.

 

[Cat]

marry

 

[Aviatrix]

Bang

 

[MaxMax]

Bang. Deliciously!

 

[Sync]

Sorry, chief. You just keep getting in my way.

Kill.

 

[AndNich123]

Is it really a question?? Bang by all means.

 

[MaxMax]

Kiss!

 

[Aviatrix]

Kiss!

Sorry but I have to kill for breaking the rules. Maybe next time

 

[MaxMax]

I deserve it! Bang!

 

[Aviatrix]

Marries afterward

 

[transcendence]

Secretly kills before the ceremony.

 

[Aviatrix]

Kills by dragging your spirit with me to be together in unholy matrimony

 

[transcendence]

Bangs in spirit after the unholy union.

 

[Aviatrix]

Bangs in spirit

 

[Pretty.Poison]

Bang... Unholy sapphic 3way?

 

[Aviatrix]

Has an amazing time Banging

 

[MaxMax]

Bang. Wow banging notificaitons flying so fast!

 

[Pretty.Poison]

Marry... Why can I only choose 1?