"Oh yeah. It's going to be fun," he continued. Either he was such a good actor that the Screen Actors Guild were going to have to totally rewrite their admission standards, or he was that rare being, someone genuinely unafraid of the rich and powerful. he "forked" up a mess of food with his chopsticks, thrust it into his mouth, and swallowed. "Couldn't help noticing that your dad had that enviable air about him, the sort that means its bearer is used to being obeyed unquestioningly and obediently. Like the British Raj in India, y'know, or a ship's captain in the navy, or the top dog in a street gang. Like they don't even have to assert themselves, that to even have to make it obvious they're trying is a failure."
He grinned, digging in the container of saffron rice.
"The problem for such people comes when they meet someone who won't play by the rules. Look, have you ever actually sat in your dad's office?"
He chewed a bit, and continued.
The chair facing his desk has been carefully altered. The front legs have been shortened just a few millimetres. You wouldn't notice the slope with the naked eye. But anyone who sits in it is automatically looking down, adopting a position of subservience. And the window's behind the desk, and always kept open during interviews so the guest is dazzled. Psychological warfare, see? He's got the upper hand before the conversation even opens. And of course, those pics of him in macho poses that he's got mounted on the wall, holding up massive fish he's caught, and in boxing gear. very clever man, your dad. Sends a message the best way possible - without even havingt o say anything.
"So, when we discussed my fee, I had to play a little trick. Pretended to be suffering a temporary wound... I think it was in my leg or something, I can't recall," (He recalled the exact nature and history of the wholly imaginary wound) "And pleaded I couldn't get up easily, so would he mind fetching me a glass of water from his drinks cabinet? And, ohm, better not call a menial in to do it... see, we're discussing his daughter's case, and, well, discretion and all that... course, the poor man had to comply or look a total heel. So off he went to the cabinet.
"Gotta give him credit, his jaw didn't even drop when he turned back and fund me sitting in his chair. If he's said anything, I'd have given him some line about I had to check the office for bugs, but he just smiled. He knew a guy after his own heart, you see. In fact, I have a feeling he'd been interviewing a few candidates for the job of rescuing you... and that's how I got the nod. Which wouldn't have done him much good, I'd already decided I didn't want to work for the arrogant wanker anyway...
"Then he showed me your photograph. Well, like, after that... seeing a girl as beautiful as you... well, I wasn't going to cry off, was I? I'd never have forgiven myself. Oh, did you try this by the way? It's a kind of deep fried squid in lemon sauce. Very tangy."
He grinned, digging in the container of saffron rice.
"The problem for such people comes when they meet someone who won't play by the rules. Look, have you ever actually sat in your dad's office?"
He chewed a bit, and continued.
The chair facing his desk has been carefully altered. The front legs have been shortened just a few millimetres. You wouldn't notice the slope with the naked eye. But anyone who sits in it is automatically looking down, adopting a position of subservience. And the window's behind the desk, and always kept open during interviews so the guest is dazzled. Psychological warfare, see? He's got the upper hand before the conversation even opens. And of course, those pics of him in macho poses that he's got mounted on the wall, holding up massive fish he's caught, and in boxing gear. very clever man, your dad. Sends a message the best way possible - without even havingt o say anything.
"So, when we discussed my fee, I had to play a little trick. Pretended to be suffering a temporary wound... I think it was in my leg or something, I can't recall," (He recalled the exact nature and history of the wholly imaginary wound) "And pleaded I couldn't get up easily, so would he mind fetching me a glass of water from his drinks cabinet? And, ohm, better not call a menial in to do it... see, we're discussing his daughter's case, and, well, discretion and all that... course, the poor man had to comply or look a total heel. So off he went to the cabinet.
"Gotta give him credit, his jaw didn't even drop when he turned back and fund me sitting in his chair. If he's said anything, I'd have given him some line about I had to check the office for bugs, but he just smiled. He knew a guy after his own heart, you see. In fact, I have a feeling he'd been interviewing a few candidates for the job of rescuing you... and that's how I got the nod. Which wouldn't have done him much good, I'd already decided I didn't want to work for the arrogant wanker anyway...
"Then he showed me your photograph. Well, like, after that... seeing a girl as beautiful as you... well, I wasn't going to cry off, was I? I'd never have forgiven myself. Oh, did you try this by the way? It's a kind of deep fried squid in lemon sauce. Very tangy."