Pazzo's Rant (Comments are Fine)

[Pazzo]

IE the purpose of this thread is for me to rant about the most comical but aggravating parts of my day. Since I am glued to my smartphone expect frequent updates. It will keep yall from repeating my mistakes and make you smile in the process

 

[Pazzo]

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Always try your jeans on before you buy them, sometimes the girls get the stickers wrong

 

[Pazzo]

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Don't ever shop when you are hungry, this shit should be obvious at my age yet before I know it my buggy is full of Marie calendars pot pies and frozen burritos.

 

[Pazzo]

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Make no mistake, When feeling mischievous, you vehicle WILL magically somehow end up on the opposite side of the parking lot from where you parked it =P

 

[Pazzo]

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You know you are about to have a good lunch when after placing your order, they hand you a brown paper bag saturated in grease

 

[Trygon]

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What is this, Twitter?

 

[Pazzo]

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YES!!! >XD

you get props for that idea =D

 

[Pazzo]

RE: Pazzo's Rant Thread (Or Pseudo-Twitter, as per Trygon)

Okay, to date the funniest thing on the internet I have found ( And Trygon don't get the wrong idea, this is not directed at you, if anything you get the Gunnery Sergeant Hartman "Out Fucking Standing" meme)

Is a meme showing a picture of someone in an argumentative pose, with the sentence: "Sir you make a fine point there, But if I may present a rebuttal; Go Fuck yourself with a cactus"

=D=D=D

 

[Temptrianna]

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*applauds and laughs* Pazzo my good friend that last post has officially made you a very good/bad influence for a brat like me.

 

[Pazzo]

RE: Pazzo's Rant Thread (Or Pseudo-Twitter, as per Trygon)

Oh great... *Anticipates Rose's owner coming to him, and saying "Alright Paz, sit down, we need to talk"*

 

[Pazzo]

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Arrrgh, I need ice cream and I cant find my f^%$ing keys =P
Rose, I bet this is somehow all your fault =P

 

[Pazzo]

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I really hate old people with checkbooks and coupons =P

 

[Pazzo]

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Im tempted to get back on blender, and make a 3d animated gif of the pazzo mask for a new ava and sig...

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MMMM CORNDOGS!!!!!

 

[Pazzo]

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ugggh, I feel like hell today. Please o please o please let this NOT be strep throat =P

 

[Pazzo]

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I hate MSN sometimes =P

 

[Pazzo]

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I don't want to study....

 

[GiaNoir]

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Hehehe...maybe this counts as a rant...my commute to work this guy is pressing the issue of us going out...so I told him he wouldn't know what to do with me if I gave him written instructions with pretty colored diagrams!

This is just part of the crap I have to deal with in the beginning of my day!!! Not to mention I got to work late and my coffee taste like old man bath water!!!!!

 

[Pazzo]

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Yuck... I need to email you a Kurig, lol

 

[GiaNoir]

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Hahaha yeah that would be a good idea!!

 

[Pazzo]

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Okay, so I am bored and Lazy... I grabbed one of those Hungry Man TV dinner tray things...

The "Grilled Steaks" were not even a mouthful =P

 

[Pazzo]

RE: Pazzo's Rant Thread (Or Pseudo-Twitter, as per Trygon)

Alright, take a look at the top post of page three in Into The Penumbra

You will see where Phillip, as he is running back to Elena, say "Omg omg omg........"
HOLY FUCKING SHITTTT!!!!

I just realized that I am guilty of using text-speak in an RP...

Get the fucking time-out corner ready, I need to go sit in it for a few days apparently.....

 

[AndNich123]

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Okay, so I am bored and Lazy... I grabbed one of those Hungry Man TV dinner tray things...

The "Grilled Steaks" were not even a mouthful =P

Of course you like more than a mouthful. Right? Then again, maybe you're one of those guys who thinks more than a mouthful is a waste.

 

[Pazzo]

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Hello No, these things were little more than a bite...

and trust me, nothing is wasted =D

 

[AndNich123]

RE: Pazzo's Rant Thread (Or Pseudo-Twitter, as per Trygon)

I see. A man after my own heart. He knows how to....finish his dinner.

 

[Pazzo]

RE: Pazzo's Rant Thread (Or Pseudo-Twitter, as per Trygon)

Stop making my mouth water Lil Miss hot-assed-librarian *hugs*