Totally gonna sound weird, and it kinda was, but hear me out:
Been starving since like 2AM. Get out of bed at 6:50 AM. Had a craving for crunchy/salty, remembered a recipe I saw awhile back for a salad with dry ramen noodles and a dressing of the seasoning packet mixed with oil and a few other ingredients which I couldn't remember, nor do I think I have on hand. Problem? I have no greens or anything whatsoever. So I just shrugged, broke up a block of dry noodles, poured them in a bowl, took the seasoning packet and mixed it with a little oil and a few drops of soy sauce and drizzled it on top.
Actually not the worst thing ever. Not the greatest by any metric, but it fixed the craving.