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What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

A piece of bread with cheese. And I'm about to do it again (is currently having breakfast, lol).
 
Well, the last thing I put in my mouth is quite risque. It was thick white, and it felt good having it go all the way down my throat...

It was milk because I chipped a tooth and I need some calcium. You think if I got laid I'd have the confidence to announce it to everyone? You think too highly of me
 
(I love those...! The Doritos, that is. Damn that I'm working on losing weight... :( )

A Pink Lady apple.
 

Pomegranate Paloma and, uh, cheese-stuffed deep-fried Carolina Reapers.
 
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