Some adult (erotic) suggestions ofr a D&D campaign/adventure?

[ImperatorK]

I'd like to start a game of D&D with adult (primary erotic) themes, but am having trouble with coming up with a cool adventure for it. I mean, I have ideas, but I'd like some more, because they're not that good, and I like to have options.
My ideas:
1. PC(s) are descendants of some powerful mystical creature or hero, and because of that a group of influential women want their "genes".
2. The church of the god of fun (or sex) is organizing a yearly carnival which is know throughout the realms as the most fun festivity around and thus veeeery popular. It attracts the attention of people from very far lands and even beyond.
3. Research on sexual traditions of various nations and races.

 

[Nihilistic_Impact]

I know the perfect adventure; it's from a small publisher, Lamentations of the Flame Princess, and you can pick it up on drivethrurpg. It's called Death Love Doom.

 

[ImperatorK]

I gave it a quick look and it doesn't seem like there's erotic in it. More like horror, which isn't what I'm after.

 

[Trygon]

First thought: There will be sex
Second thought: I have no idea how I'm going to fit all this sex in a campaign

You must run great games. Let me clue you in on good writing - Sex is window dressing. See: A Song of Ice and Fire, a fantastic fantasy which treats sex like adults do - A fun thing that you should do when you're not advancing the plot.

Tying the plot and sex together is a one way trip to a short game, at least, or a broken up one, at worst, when your players realize they could be masturbating alone, too.

 

[ImperatorK]

You must run great games.

I try. No one complained so far.

Let me clue you in on good writing - Sex is window dressing.

And I'm asking for good "shop" ideas. If you don't want to contribute towards this thread, what are you doing here?

See: A Song of Ice and Fire, a fantastic fantasy which treats sex like adults do - A fun thing that you should do when you're not advancing the plot.

I only watched the show, sorry.

Tying the plot and sex together is a one way trip to a short game, at least, or a broken up one, at worst, when your players realize they could be masturbating alone, too.

We'll see. BTW, you could say that about 90% of roleplays on this site. Now, I don't know how many of them end successfully, but that doesn't keep people from having fun.
And just FYI, you can get off your high-horse, because I am planing on making the game to be serious. It's a game of D&D first and foremost. We're just bored of normal adventures and trying something different. You don't like it for some reason or don't think it's gonna work. That's cool, but just an opinion and not really relevant to this thread. So thank you kindly for your wisdom, but I'll manage without the preaching.

 

[Trygon]

Uh, 'scuse me, fren', you posted in the forum for people to critique your ideas. It is exactly relevant to this thread, and this forum.

Don't ask for advice if you're convinced you're already perfect.

 

[ImperatorK]

I didn't ask for critic, I asked for help, so no, it's not relevant to this thread. You'd know that if you'd actually read the OP instead of coming in here with an already made up mind to shit on someone else's ideas.

 

[Trygon]

This is the constructive criticism forum. Why are you here if you don't want critics?

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Of course, the best part is that you already agree with me.

"Erotyka/seks jest tylko tłem. Ważnym tłem, ale tylko tłem. Jak będę chciał erotykę dla erotyki to sobie obejrzę pornola."

 

[ImperatorK]

This is the constructive criticism forum. Why are you here if you don't want critics?

This is "Constructive Criticism & Idea Development" forum. Let me fetch you a quote:

Want help in improving your writing techniques and/or help and input for either character development and/or world building? Then this is the section where members can receive such help, advice and inspiration for such things.

I made it pretty obvious (although apparently not obvious enough) that I'm asking for the later.

Of course, the best part is that you already agree with me.

"Erotyka/seks jest tylko tłem. Ważnym tłem, ale tylko tłem. Jak będę chciał erotykę dla erotyki to sobie obejrzę pornola."

Uhm, your point? I never said I'm making a "porn only, sex all the time, final destination" game, quite opposite actually, so I'm not even sure what you are arguing about anymore. Can you just stop? You're being pretty rude and spamming in my thread. I'd like to get something useful out of it, not argue with a troll.

And even if technically you can just "critic" my idea for a game because of the place it's in, it doesn't change the fact that I don't care and it's not really helpful.

 

[Trygon]

TIL 'help and input' is different from a critique.

Whatever, dude. Have a good time. Hope this site doesn't end up like all the others that you ruined for yourself.

 

[Nihilistic_Impact]

The Horror in Death Love Doom is based upon sexual fears. Sex alone can not run a story, is this what your players want?

 

[ImperatorK]

I don't have money to buy books right now, but I'll try to get it somehow. But it seems it's horror, which we're not interested in.

Yes, that's what we want. But as I said already, the game won't be "sex alone". Yes, erotic will be a big part of it, because that's what we want to try, but it doesn't mean we want to just "masturbate". Those 3 are just my rough ideas, and I did mention that they're bad. That's why I'm asking for help.

 

[Nihilistic_Impact]

You want to know the best way then. Don't worry about adventures, just up the sexiness of the setting. More erotically dressed NPCs, have them hit on the players, boob plate, loin cloth armour, lots of sex going on in the background. Just put an emphasis on the NPCs.

It's not like your players have to go diving into some succubus lair to get the +1 Dildo of Stretching to return to the local harlot. Unless you're going for a comedy game in which case such absurdities are your bread and butter then.

 

[Rudolph Quin]

Those ARE lame ideas! Pee-yew! buncha stinkers! *grabs the pencil from you and flips to a new sheet*

How 'bout something like this:

In either a modern era or medieval/fantasy, there is a new race of men that suddenly show up outta nowehere. They're faster, stronger, better looking, and more bestial than humans/already existing races and have better immune systems and healing capabilities as well. Meet, the Gamatoms. A race that is completely male and they can breed amongst each other - through arcane rituals and dual sex organs, whatever. Their race is a bit like an STD, a virus that they can spread by having sex with human men, turning them into more Gamatoms and they have the ingrained/intense desire to spread this virus. Oh, and did I mention? Their main form of sustenance is the flesh and blood of human women, who they hate with a brutality and savagery that is also ingrained within the members of their race.

With the power of their passion and strength, they subjugate all of the human territories that they travel into and there appears to be no hope on the horizon. Maybe that's where your band of heroes comes in? Maybe they have to journey into the conquered lands with messages of diplomacy? Or maybe to save a special someone who is captured within their lands? Women are becoming scarce, so, the need for children is imperative and thus they can have sex with whatever damsel in distress they rescue? Like instead of money, that's their reward? If you like the gay thing, maybe they journey to the Gamatom lands to join them and when they journey back, they end up spreading the virus with whoever they consort with?

But yeah, agreed, you can't make the story revolve entirely around sex. There's gotta be a more consistent conflict than just "where are we gonna get condoms?" Otherwise... just sit in the chat program or whatever you're using to interact in real time and fuck.

 

[ImperatorK]

You want to know the best way then. Don't worry about adventures, just up the sexiness of the setting. More erotically dressed NPCs, have them hit on the players, boob plate, loin cloth armour, lots of sex going on in the background. Just put an emphasis on the NPCs.

It's not like your players have to go diving into some succubus lair to get the +1 Dildo of Stretching to return to the local harlot. Unless you're going for a comedy game in which case such absurdities are your bread and butter then.

No, that type of parody game isn't what we want, but that doesn't mean the adventure can't be erotic themed. Erotic doesn't have to equal comedy, and I'm sad that a Blue Moon Moderator/Admin would imply such. I thought this forums are all about that.

Those ARE lame ideas! Pee-yew! buncha stinkers! *grabs the pencil from you and flips to a new sheet*

I hope that's just humor.

But yeah, agreed, you can't make the story revolve entirely around sex.

Good thing that's not what I'm doing then.

There's gotta be a more consistent conflict than just "where are we gonna get condoms?"

Yeah. Ideas? (I assume the Gamatom one is suppose to be a joke)

 

[Rudolph Quin]

... I gave you an idea, you piece of shit! A post-apocalyptic sexual adventure! At the very least did it knock anything loose from your fucking imagination tree? Nothing, huh? Well, no wonder you're not getting good ideas. You keep poo-pooing everybody who comes to give ya a clue!

Who's the troll now, bitch?

 

[ImperatorK]

Yeah, you can join the other guy on my Ignore List. Bye.

 

[Trygon]

Holy shit! Am I ignored? This is awesome! Zombies, I can say whatever I want now that he can't see me, right??

 

[Nihilistic_Impact]

What exactly are you looking for, because you're getting a range of responses; but all you do is bitch.

This is not to be rude, but you're insulting people for little reason when mostly we have tried to be helpful.

 

[As Day Fades]

First thought: There will be sex
Second thought: I have no idea how I'm going to fit all this sex in a campaign

You must run great games. Let me clue you in on good writing - Sex is window dressing. See: A Song of Ice and Fire, a fantastic fantasy which treats sex like adults do - A fun thing that you should do when you're not advancing the plot.

Tying the plot and sex together is a one way trip to a short game, at least, or a broken up one, at worst, when your players realize they could be masturbating alone, too.

This is immensely well put, in my opinion. Ultimately whatever style of game Imperator wants to play is clearly up to him/her, whether he wants sex with plot or plot with sex, but as an 'in general' approach to good erotic writing this hits the nail on the head, and people wanting to improve their stories would do well to keep it all in mind.

I think, Imperator, that post is best taken as one whole thing, not broken down into individual points.

But overall I just see you being abruptly negative here. I don't know what it is you feel you're entitled to. I saw people handing you ideas and constructive criticism. Whether or not it's what you wanted, the conversation took a rough turn and you could be handling it better.