What would you do to the user above you?

[WaveVelour]

Tie him to the vanity table

 

[Saiya]

Give a loving head pat!

 

[Tassu]

Deny her headpats

 

[Batgirlwedgie]

Make a nice cup of tea.

 

[WaveVelour]

Tug the knickers up
So original, I know

 

[Lurker]

Rub her horns

 

[Sync]

Offer painkillers

 

[AndNich123]

I have so much respect for this man. I wouldn't dare do anything to soil his good name. So I'd just offer to cook him a home-cooked meal and have a conversation with him.

 

[RainK]

Pull out the cardboard and breakdance with her

 

[AndNich123]

Heeeeeey. That's th Sync I know.

As for you, I'd cover you in white, sticky sweetness.

 

[WaveVelour]

Sweep her right arm out

 

[LovelyLucy]

Braid her hair.

 

[CptnDeliciousPants]

Admire while keeping my distance

 

[Red-Scarlet]

Back away very slowly, and hope they don't notice me.

 

[Lurker]

Tackle her down, before she gets sucked into the portal.

 

[Aviatrix]

Pounce on them from behind when they fall forward again.

 

[CptnDeliciousPants]

Try not to get in the way and step to the side

 

[Sync]

Help him step out of the way - a pouncing Avi is not a pretty sight.

 

[Lurker]

Offer an oil change for $29.95

 

[RainK]

Offer them a glass of water after that whole experience

 

[Lurker]

Plant a flower in that cleavage

 

[theWatcher]

Grope their new boobs hehe~

 

[Lurker]

Draw flowers on both of his arm casts.

 

[Saiya]

Do an epic Dad child pillow save before they hit the floor!

 

[Ekeron]

Make braids in their hair to weave the flowers into