What would you do to the user above you?

[XXtraPrince]

See what that long ash-blonde hair looks like spread out on a pillow....

 

[Alanna]

Run my hands through that tousled hair and draw him down for a hungry kiss...

 

[XXtraPrince]

Co-operate! A little tongue, then a little more....

 

[Alanna]

...and then finally tumbling down onto the bed we're testing. To snuggle. Yes.

 

[XXtraPrince]

... Shedding the impediment of attire, then writhing skin-on-skin....

 

[Alanna]

...until I'm laying splayed in his arms, both of us gloriously spent.

 

[XXtraPrince]

Take her out for a cheeseburger and a beer!

 

[Alanna]

Thank him properly, afterwards...

 

[XXtraPrince]

Accept her gratitude - at the deepest level!

 

[AndNich123]

Fall to my knees and ask, "how may I please you?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

Close my eyes, twirl my fingers in her hair, and revel in my great good fortune with as much grace and as much OUTPUT as I can muster....

 

[Southern Dream]

I would cuddle. :3

 

[AndNich123]

Buy her a proper hat.

 

[Southern Dream]

Buy her a shirt.

 

[AndNich123]

Burn the shirt in her pot.

 

[Southern Dream]

Im starting to wonder if I still have that pot. :3

 

[Ironic]

Take that pot from her head and make me some ramen noodles. :3

 

[Dane Stalling]

I would sniff all her flowers. Twice.

 

[Ironic]

I'd kiss those lips that look so luscious and tasteful.

 

[Dane Stalling]

I'd kiss her back. And her neck and her knees and her thighs and her wrists and that spot right behind her ear...

 

[Spirits]

Ask him how he's so damn smooth with the ladies

 

[Dane Stalling]

I'd tell him that edged weapons are really hot, if you're willing to slice the onions.

 

[AndNich123]

I'd rape him. Plain and simple.

 

[Dane Stalling]

I'd put her hair in pigtails. And pork her.

 

[Your Eternal Reward]

Snag his tie.