What would I do to the lovely Revnarh?
Simple, I would implement an amazingly effective plan of seduction; its a plan that has been battle-tested and never failed to work on me (so I know it must be sure-fire).
First, I buy her a bag of her favorite potato chips.
Second, I pick up a bottle of her favorite shade of nail polish.
Third, I let her wear my favorite t-shirt.
Fourth, we watch her favorite stupid television show while I feed her chips and she does her nails.
On second thought, I wonder. Is this actually a good plan, or am I just easy?