What would you do to the user above you?

[Graver]

I'd buy her a donut/muffin and congratulate her for the cool new avatar.

 

[AllThingsSheSaid]

Buy him some smart clothes and a face transplant.

 

[Graver]

Tap on her window and wave after I escape from the hospital's plastic surgery ward.

 

[AllThingsSheSaid]

Hide from him under the bedsheets.

 

[Aviatrix]

Walk by with a tasty muffin

 

[Deadsexy]

steal the taste muffin

 

[Graver]

Snatches the muffin back to give to Avan and offers Dead another one. "No stealin', yo."

 

[Deadsexy]

slaps your face for stealing the tasty muffin I had just stolen.

 

[AllThingsSheSaid]

Points my gun at you and says, "hold it right there."

 

[Graver]

Lifts his own hands up with a red cheek. "I swear I thought it was legal in Alabama!"

 

[Deadsexy]

Shoot him shoot him

 

[AllThingsSheSaid]

Looks at you and him, panicked and undecided who to shoot.

 

[Graver]

Pulls out another muffin with a grin. "I'll give you hers and another one if you shoot her."

 

[Deadsexy]

Him him... he stole my muffin...

 

[AllThingsSheSaid]

Snarls, "do I look like the kind of girl who eats muffins?", and shoots Graver in his grinning face.

 

[Aviatrix]

Takes my muffin back. She stole it from me though. *Pouts*

 

[Deadsexy]

Pinches the muffins from Graver

 

[Graver]

Look at her while I start bleeding out and mutter "Shoulda... Offered... The D.... Gah!" before collapsing.

 

[Revnarh]

Take him to the pillow fort here I can nurse him back to health as a sexy demonic nurse!

 

[Aviatrix]

Joins her for more muffins once he recovers

 

[Revnarh]

Bake some cookies, muffins and cupcakes while wearing only a frilly apron that is too short to cover anything should I bend down

 

[Deadsexy]

Stuff the muffins, I'll just watch you

 

[Graver]

Stick my tongue out at her from my hospital bed and grin while I'm being taken care of with good muffin-lovin' company.

 

[AllThingsSheSaid]

Pulls up a chair and watches too.

 

[ella]

Sings for you:
"Everyone knows the most delicious part of the muffin is the top.

My muffin top is all that
Whole-grain, low-fat
I know you wanna piece of that
But I just wanna dance

Ch-checkin' out my sweet hips
My sugar-coated berry lips
I know you wanna get with this
But I'm just here to dance

So back up off of me
You're weirding me out

I'm an independent lady
So do not try to play me
I run a tidy bakery
The boys all want my cake for free
But if you can't shake your fakery
Then kiss my muffin top"