Camille Star Joined Jul 3, 2012 Jun 11, 2014 #226 Would take his hands in mine and gently pull him out from the shadows...
Unbeknownst Super-Earth Joined Nov 27, 2011 Jun 12, 2014 #227 I would give you a chocolate bar. Because I can't tell if you're sad.
Camille Star Joined Jul 3, 2012 Jun 12, 2014 #228 (Re-thinking my avatar as you are not the first to think she's sad) < Is not sad, but happily takes the chocolate bar and offers to share with the kind gentleman.
(Re-thinking my avatar as you are not the first to think she's sad) < Is not sad, but happily takes the chocolate bar and offers to share with the kind gentleman.
Bronwyn Super-Earth Joined Jan 30, 2012 Location MO Jun 13, 2014 #229 We would put on a lingerie show together...
J Johnn Banned Banished Joined Nov 17, 2013 Location colorado Jun 13, 2014 #230 Would gladly give more chocolate for more of the Lingerie show and more and more...(Sigh)
wiki234 WHATS UP BITCHES!!!! - teddy Roosevelt Joined Jan 4, 2014 Location Candy mountain Jun 13, 2014 #231 Just walk behind him and stand there not really knowing about anything that's going on
Krimson Super-Earth Joined Jul 7, 2010 Jun 20, 2014 #232 Ask for an instruction manual on how to operate robots.
XXtraPrince Supporter Supporter Joined Feb 19, 2011 Location Chicopee Falls, Massachusetts Jun 21, 2014 #234 Ask her to go shopping with me, on a Wednesday of course, for a tie to go with the pink dress-shirt I got for my birthday. If she's that into pink, she's got to be a mavin, right?
Ask her to go shopping with me, on a Wednesday of course, for a tie to go with the pink dress-shirt I got for my birthday. If she's that into pink, she's got to be a mavin, right?
Rudolph Quin Mistaken for some sort of scoundrel Withdrawn Joined Aug 2, 2009 Location here Jun 21, 2014 #235 Give them a haircut. Probably a mohawk.
CougarGirl Star Joined Nov 5, 2013 Location A place in Wales that you can't pronounce Jun 24, 2014 #236 I'd comb his hair. I like a guy to be tidy.
Dark Prince Star Joined Oct 17, 2012 Location Xanadu Jun 25, 2014 #237 I would never make eye contact with her, for very large reasons.
lowblow emma Star Joined Sep 21, 2013 Location London Jun 25, 2014 #238 Stroke his body with my nails.
Dark Prince Star Joined Oct 17, 2012 Location Xanadu Jun 25, 2014 #239 Subtly points out that she isn't wearing panties. -awkward-
YourSunshine Planetoid Joined Jun 16, 2013 Location Western Mass Jun 25, 2014 #240 Points out you have no room to talk. It appears you're not wearing underwear either.
Dark Prince Star Joined Oct 17, 2012 Location Xanadu Jun 25, 2014 #241 Would have to rearrange your stocking clad legs to inspect you for being a hypocrite!
YourSunshine Planetoid Joined Jun 16, 2013 Location Western Mass Jun 26, 2014 #242 Points out the band around the waist. It might be skimpy but it still counts. I'll just have to give you a few spanks for that.
Points out the band around the waist. It might be skimpy but it still counts. I'll just have to give you a few spanks for that.
XXtraPrince Supporter Supporter Joined Feb 19, 2011 Location Chicopee Falls, Massachusetts Jun 26, 2014 #243 Ignore her, lest I be deemed "motivated to score".
Cherry Shithead Planetoid Joined Jun 16, 2014 Jun 26, 2014 #245 Offer you to have some candy in my van down by the river.
AnnaDalimar Moon Joined Apr 12, 2014 Jun 29, 2014 #246 I would like to offer her a sweet treat for her to be happy
XXtraPrince Supporter Supporter Joined Feb 19, 2011 Location Chicopee Falls, Massachusetts Jun 29, 2014 #247 Take her to the beach, one of her frequent haunts, and get sand in... everything....
IronMaiden24 Super-Earth Joined Jun 29, 2014 Location Croatia Jun 30, 2014 #250 Give her a strawbery-flavored lolipop. (lol 4 some reason, that posture and that lost-puppy stare realy makes me think she wants one )
Give her a strawbery-flavored lolipop. (lol 4 some reason, that posture and that lost-puppy stare realy makes me think she wants one )