The count to a million game

Two thousand, four hundred and forty-two.

And thanks for the offer Revnarh but the troops get no rest and relaxation until they win some battles first, like getting to one million.
 
Y-you stole my mirrored number...

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Ok, but I can still keep you company at night sir. Or let your troops watch how you are using me and then tell them that they get rewarded with my body whenever they win a battle. That should be able to boost their morale and determination.
 
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Oh, a kinky striptease dance show followed by making out and having sex on stage while all those horny men are watching us..I'm sure that will boost their morale to earn us as their rewards. And afterwards we can both spend the night with the general. I'm sure that he won't say no to two sexy succubi ;)
 
Two thousand, four hundred, and forty-eight.

You girls are too good to me haha. Military discipline would break down in a night with you two in camp.
 
At least let us be a reward for your troops for doing their job right or let them watch how we serve you as their punishment while they can't even masturbate.

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