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1606

Oh, how I love this number. The very phallic, masculine number 1 followed by three curvy groupies.

About the sexual classification of numbers... 1 is portrayed as a vertical line at the very least, the straighter, the better. This is also applies to the phallus, since time immerorial it has been portrayed as a straight, upwards-pointing indicator of the male sex sometimes going perfectly vertical see: Satyrs. Curves, however are feminine, indicators of health and fertility. See: Venus of Willendorf. The waist of the generally celebrated woman curves inward. Her butt and breasts curve outward. Six has a feminine curve at its peak and one complete curve attached at its bottom, forming a shapely body. Zero is one infinite curve, circling into the lightest and purest celestial heights of femininity.

1606 is the numerical symbolism of a patriarchal unit, one male in charge of three females. Despite the fact the each female number could stand on her own, in the number 1606, they are simply regarded all together as a part following a whole. It is a source of social esteem for men to deal with many ladies, especially sexually, but the privilege is not extended to ladies. This singular number one is followed by three ladies, two sixes and a zero, who adds body-type and ethnic diversity. The three trailing ladies are lesser parts of the whole number, but it is intended that all four numbers be considered together. The "man", number one, is the foremost number, the unit that we are deal in with is 1000, the ladies come afterward as 606. We consider it 1000 and then some. In the number 1606, the esteemed alpha 1, has three concubines.
 
One thousand six hundred and seven (1607).

I hate to say it, but 1607 seems a bit of a let down after the phallic strength of 1606. On the other hand, Pocahontas did rescue Captain John Smith in 1607 (good for him, not so much long-term for her).
 
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