Misunderstood Lyrics

[Legion]

The idea of this is to take any songs that you have listened to and the first couple of times you listened to it, what did you think was being said and found you were VERY mistake when you looked up the actual lyrics.

Post the song name, the artists and then the section of song with what you thought you heard.

Here's my first one

Wishmaster by Nightwish.

"Master
A Dentist
Hardcore
Seven Sneakers
Holy War
This Rifle
In me
The Wishmaster"

opening line.

 

[xWickedBlackLace]

Lol, Legion! A dentist... should be apprentice. XD I loled, and will think of it everytime i hear that song now.

Oh god, too many things on this list for me.

Devour: Disturbed

I will deflower you
Take all the pain away...

V.v

I found out once I actually saw the song title.

 

[Red]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

 

[Legion]

Bravo, you have a video, very original, whatchu want a cookie?

Even though its the FREAKING TITLE! of the song... i still misunderstood the main line of Harvester of Sorrow by Metallica.

I always sang it as "HARBINGER OF SORROW!" And proceeded to be viciously beat across the head, while driving mind you, by my metallica freak friend, calling blasphemy on me because I also love metallica. Personally I still defend my plea of "It sounds more awesome as 'Harbinger'!"

And lets not forget Ludo with "Love me Dead" when again fucking around I began singing "OOOOHHHH LOVE-ME-BREAD!"

 

[Red]

-shrugs- don't really want anything and especialy not some one bragging around, just cause i brought up a video for a thread it matched in

 

[TheyDontKnowIBurn]

Not Gonna Get Us- t.A.T.u
I thought it was:
"Will the world away, keep everything simple,
Knights will come down, our guardian angels."

What it is:
"We'll run away, keep everything simple,
Night will fall down, our guardian angel."

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Kublai Khan

I hear: "New synthetic designer Jews for moods in deserts."

Actual lyric: "New synthetic designer jewels for moods in deserts."

 

[Misanthropiclove]

Juliette and the Licks: Sticky Honey

What I hear: Go on and be a man
Dave and Buster Aphrodite's sons!

Lyrics: pleading pleading pleading with a man
Gave him birth to Aphrodite's sons

 

[Red]

System of a Down: Fuck the System

I Hear:
WORD!
Fuck the sister
WORD!
Fuck your sister fuck your sister
WORD!
Fuck your sister!
WORD!
I need to fuck your sis,
I need to fuck your sis,
I need to fuck your sis!


Lyrics:
War.
Fuck the system.
War.
Fuck the system.
Fuck the system.
War.
Fuck the system.
War.
I need to fuck the sys,
I need to fuck the sys,
I need to fuck the sys.

 

[H a r r i e t]

THE BIRd DAY ; Gonna Beg You

I hear: I'm gonna bang you

Lyrics: I'm gonna beg you

.__.

 

[Misanthropiclove]

A few of mine:

Imma be by Black Eyed Peas:

First: Bumble bee bumble bee bumble bee

Second: I'm a bee I'm a bee I'm a bee

True lyrics: Imma be Imma be Imma be


Now the Lady Gaga Songs:

Alejandro: She's got propane...in her pocket
....
She hides true love...in a silver seal
With a halo round the trigger and a crew

True lyrics: She's got both hands
in her pocket.
And she won't look at you,
Won't look at you

She hides true love
En su bolsillo.
She's got a halo 'round her finger.
Around you.


Poker Face: I wanna do it like Texas hold him please
Fold 'em let 'em hit me racist baby stay with me

True Lyrics: I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me

 

[DomG]

Anything by Lordy, especially Bio Mechanical Man... I can't even describe this epic song but give it a listen

 

[Misanthropiclove]

Anything by Lordy, especially Bio Mechanical Man... I can't even describe this epic song but give it a listen

UGH, YOU MEAN LORDI AND BYE OLD MECHANIC MAN.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPHaahKa1Nk Thusly^_^

 

[Osheaga]

• • • 
      
      
      red rabbits - the shins
      
      I know there's an eventual release from every scale of crime,
      But the necessary balloon lies a corpse on the floor
      We've pissed on far too many good intentions held by clever sprites
      And they're all standing up for their rights.
      
      

 

[Henshin A Go Go]

Anything by Lordy, especially Bio Mechanical Man... I can't even describe this epic song but give it a listen

Lordi put on one of the best concerts I've ever been to. It was amazing.

On topic: The opening line of "Cringe" by Alkaline Trio is "Wide eyed, knee deep in surprise." I know this is the lyric. For some reason, I always hear (and sing) "Wide eyed, meeting Vincent Price."

My version of the song is better.