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EvelynWillows
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Joe chuckled. He switched some tanks around and restocked the bottles. "So you thought I was gay, hm? That's interesting. Well...are you a lesbian? Cause if the cute guys are gay then the hot chicks are dykes." He took another sip of the seltzer and began stacking glasses.
"Usually I do whatever the fuck Bruce tells me to do. Sometimes it's dishes, other days I fix lights. He hasn't asked me to get out on the dance floor yet, but that's because he knows." Joe leaned conspiratorially towards Carla. "See... I'm white. I got no rhythm." He laughed and finished with the glasses. "I got to fill in for a guitarist once; we sometimes have live bands. Usually it's a DJ techno-crap, but the kids love it and a few songs, a few tequillas, and all of a sudden there are tits on the dance floor. It's a great place to work."
He finished wiping off the counter. "Tits are okay. Anything else gets naked and it's a no-no. It's slippery; a falling hazard on the dance floor, and usually I'm the guy with the mop and bucket."
"Usually I do whatever the fuck Bruce tells me to do. Sometimes it's dishes, other days I fix lights. He hasn't asked me to get out on the dance floor yet, but that's because he knows." Joe leaned conspiratorially towards Carla. "See... I'm white. I got no rhythm." He laughed and finished with the glasses. "I got to fill in for a guitarist once; we sometimes have live bands. Usually it's a DJ techno-crap, but the kids love it and a few songs, a few tequillas, and all of a sudden there are tits on the dance floor. It's a great place to work."
He finished wiping off the counter. "Tits are okay. Anything else gets naked and it's a no-no. It's slippery; a falling hazard on the dance floor, and usually I'm the guy with the mop and bucket."