Your life story in six words

[Foxy Lady]

I'm just too sexy for words.

 

[GenderBender]

If only I'd met you sooner.

 

[CougarGirl]

If only I'd been better at math.

 

[Foxy Lady]

I got A for maths.

 

[lowblow emma]

If only I hadn't said yes.

 

[The Devil's Dazzling Daughter]

I wish it had more porn.

 

[Foxy Lady]

I regret appearing naked before shaving.

 

[Prose]

I don't want to, so no.

 

[newblood]

Unexpectedly, all things fell into place.

 

[Revnarh]

I still need lots to learn...

 

[GenderBender]

Being big has its problems too.

 

[lowblow emma]

Life is not a dress rehearsal.

 

[CougarGirl]

Make mistakes and learn from them.

 

[Revnarh]

Getting closer to fulfilling my dream.

 

[lowblow emma]

That rash was just the beginning.

 

[Candy]

And the trouble has only begun

 

[brokenwater]

Everything that can go wrong...will.

 

[DarkenedAngel]

Sitting at home, on the phone.

 

[HoneyedHarlot]

Naked outside all the time. Sunshine!

 

[Bob]

Born, spanked, suckled, screwed, spanked, dies.

 

[Sleepingskill]

Born, spanked, suckled, screwed, spanked, dies.

Teach martial arts for a living

 

[Spellator]

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, HE-MAN!

 

[obieblu]

Dating was a sitcom. Now, China.

 

[Whispered Secret]

Then things got really outta control.

 

[NinjaGirl]

Plans change figuring it out everyday