I grew up aboard ship. I hated my parents, and stowed away at the age of 8, that started my life of crime. I became a full time pirate at 16, stealing from the naval launches as they waited in dock. The rest is history. My first experience with a woman came at 16 as well, aboard a cruise ship. I broke into a woman's cabin to steal her jewels, she caught me and threatened to turn me in. The only way i got out of it was to make love to her all that week. She had a fat bald slob for a husband, and needed some attention, which I gave in exchange for my freedom.