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The Anthro Dilema (CLOSED)

Re: The Anthro Dilema (Atzura and the-juggalo-warrior)

The wolf was just getting more and more irate the more he fought him. This wasn't even a fight in his eyes. After the foot hit his back, a well placed kick for a man, just a mean thump to an anthro. He leapt forward, trying to pin the annoying intruder down.
 
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Jake growled as the wolf tried to pin him down but dodged.
"I won't be able to get him with just my fists..." Jake said as he reached for his back pocket.
Good... I still got it... Jake thought with a grin.

"C'mon Furball i'm all yours!"
 
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Wolf dove at him, now extremely angry and more than eager to devour him as Merisa started getting to her feet.

"Wolf! That's enough!"
 
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Jake grinned as he reached into his pocket. He pulled out a small pocket tazer that could easily knock out an anthro.

"Thank you Grandma..." Jake muttered as he turned it on and got ready fro when Wolf landed on him.
 
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Wolf's eyes widened when the shock spread through his body. He had never felt anything like it, and felt that this human pulled a fast one on him. All that martial arts bullshit just to pull out a hidden weapon. "Spineless..." He muttered, falling over, his body quite sizzled. He fell to the ground, Merisa's eyes widening as she rushed over.

"What the hell! Wolf!!" She screamed, rushing over to her "friend" who was now in bad shape. She looked up at him, not sure of what to do.
 
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"H-holy shit I didn't even think that was going to work!" Jake said slightly shocked and looked at the tazer "Damn this thing packs a punch!"

Jake saw Merisa run over to him. What the hell? Why would she care about him... HE just tried to rape her! With a soft sigh, Jake set the Tazer in his back pocket and walked over setting a gentle hand on Merisa's shoulder.
"Don't worry... In about four hours the shock will wear off." Jake smiled kindly at her.
Well HE did it! Jake won! Jake defeated the douche bag wolf! But did he win Merisa's heart? Let's find out in...
3...
2...
1...
 
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Merisa turned and pushed his hand away, "Don't touch me! What's wrong with you?" She said to him, trying to wake the Wolf up. She was strong enough to defend herself from Wolf, she had done so before, but he always had her back when it came down to it. She didn't want to see either of them hurt, and had Wolf tried to hurt him, she'd step in and put Wolf in his place. "Just go away. And don't touch me. What the hell did you just prove? You can tazer a Wolf? Congratu-fucking-lations."
 
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Jake was a bit shocked when she told him to leave and pretty much cussed him out.
"But... I was trying to..." With a slight sigh he walked out of the room and back to his apartment.

Once there he sighed and punched the wall.
"GOD DAMMIT!" He growled and plopped down on the bed "Every time I try to help people they always just hate me! And now I'll never make Merisa mine. Maybe Ky was right... maybe humans and Anthros aren't supposed to mix."

Jake growled and stood up saying "No... I won't believe anything that cockblock-nazi-asshole says!" Jake growled raising a fist in the air "I'll make her mine!"

Suddenly Jake sat back down and with a sigh said "But... now my chances are pretty low..."
Back up "No I won't let a little situation like this get in the way!"
Back Down "But she obviously hates me now..."
Back up "Then I'll make her like me again!"
Back down... okay you get the deal.
"Gaaah! This won't get me anywhere!" Jake growled and rose his fist up "I'll do whatever it takes to get her to love me back... Even if I have to strip naked and do the Buffalo Bill Dance from Silence of the Lambs!"
 
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"Fuck." Merisa shook Wolf who was slowly recollecting himself. She couldn't even lift him up. "Four fucking hours?! What a fucking asshole. And then he tried touching up on me." She shook her head, "I was wrong about him. Shit Wolf, I can't believe you were right."

Wolf's fingers curled and he slowly started sitting up. He was drooling, unable to control it, and Merisa cupped his mouth with her hands to keep the drool from getting on the floor. "Wolf? You okay?" He looked at her and nodded, standing up completley, stumbling into the bathroom to clean himself up. "Your boy is a dead man Meris... he's fucking dead."
 
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Soon Jake was on the phone with his grandma once again.
"Grams... I wanna come home." Jake said simply "I don't belong here..."
"Whaddya mean?" Grams asked somewhat surprised "You got a nice school, friends.... ooooh did something happen with the fox?"
"Well... it went down like this." Jake sighed and explained his situation. If she declined him being able to come home, the least she could do is give him some advice.
"Jesus Christ Jake! You tazered a fucking wolf?! Awesome!" Grams said excitedly "You're definitely my Daughter's boy. Well... once again you need to patch things up with her. Okay you know what... fuck it just come home when you can."
Jake nodded saying "Thank you Grams."
He soon dialed Pick's Number to ask if he could stay there a couple of days before he left.
"Okay... now to figure out what to do with these until then..." Jake said going into a room which was filled with paintings he had done of Anthro People. They were really well done.
"Guess I could sell them..." Jake sighed and saw his unfinished painting of a certain fox he had fallen for "She hates me."

"I guess I can stay one night here..." Jake said locking his door and laid down "I'm no Maniac Macgee..."

Unable to sleep Jake turned on the radio to his favorite station... the advice station.
"Okay everyone if something is on your mind just call in!" The DJ explained as Jake quickly dialed the number "Ah hello! and who is this?"
"Jake Duvalk..."
"Jake Duvalk?! Hey I recognize that name! Didn't you have a few paintings at the local Art Gallery? I bought a few and god damn their awesome!" The DJ smiled over the Radio "So what's on your mind chief?"
"Well..." Jake began to explain his situation hoping that maybe... just maybe Merisa was listening in on the radio station.
"Ah I see... So you thought she was being raped?"
"Yes."
"So you barged in trying to stop the Wolf and he almost kicked your ass until you tazered him?"
"Correct... It was all just a misunderstanding. And I want to say something." Jake cleared his throat, took a quick swig of his mountain dew and sighed saying "Merisa... if you're listening to this you have every right to hate me. I was an idiot for even thinking a human and an Anthro could get togethor. So... sorry. And to Wolf... sorry about tazering you... hope I can make it up to you some how. Hey DJ?"
"Yes?"
"Can I request a song to be played?"
"Sure of course. Anything you want Jakey boy."
"I want you to play my all time favorite song... Boston's More Than a Feeling."
"Very well... Boston's More Than a Feeling it is..." The DJ smiled as he put on the song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm_-sW4Vktw
 
Whaddya mean Horrible Roleplayer?! Just because I like to do things my own way?! I was going for an underdog kind of a thing.
 
I wasn't feeling it. Which is why I cut you. I told everyone I was picky, and I told everyone not to hold it personally, I just don't like your style. I feel it belongs on Gaia. Stop posting here please. Thread's closed.
 
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