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The ^ < v Game. (Three steps to wasting hours of your life)

^ Knows how to spend a night at the pizza parlor

< Hefeweisen, please, with garters if you have them

V Gets worked up about sheer black fabrics
 
^ Safe bets... again.

< Isn't bluemoonstalking Michelle. Not stalking her at all. Oooh! Stockings!

V Enjoys things that can't quite be seen.
 
^ It's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock; my get-up-and-go has done took a nap.

< Believes in leadership by example, because it's an easier sell than any other kind.

v May choose to pack it in for the night, and as a result will be up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed too early tomorrow morning to get anything done.
 
^ Appreciates the difference between "going to bed" and "going to sleep"

< Appreciates South American seafood dishes

V Doesn't appreciate when people make assumptions
 
^ Has good taste in women, questionable taste in fish

< Goes to the zoo and says, "Hey, I've eaten one of those."

V Would eat rattlesnake if it was in a lasagna.
 
^ Yes. Sun dried Mopani worms taste like dirt though. People say they're good fried with butter and garlic...

< Hasn't eaten fried Mopani worms. Only the other kind.

V Thinks it's better to eat a few bad dishes in order to discover the great ones.
 
^ Pumpkin soup with apples and cilantro, light rye bread.

< Wonders how they get the car for the drawing into the supermarket.

V Already knows how they get the car for the drawing into the supermarket.
 
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