The ^ < v Game. (Three steps to wasting hours of your life)

^ Nah. I got a good one. Not much free time though

< Has a backlog of video games and model kits a mile long

V Is looking for a nice neko to take home!
 
^ but of course!

< would probably pass up a neko for a kitsune if he is being perfectly honest haha.

V has some fetishes people think are weird.
 
^ I have a kink for lactation and lots of people give me weird looks over it.

< Doesn't have an Oedipus Complex no matter what the others say.

V Is part of the majority that lacks lactase retention.
 
∧ Likes to make kinky rhymes (...chains and whips and nipple clips...)

< Feels left out because she never got into Pokemon.

∨ Would share an ice cream sandwich with anyone who asked.
 
^ "Definitely would let her lick her melted ice cream off her...umm, yup, she would share!"

< Dances around the bedroom while folding and putting away her laundry.

v Loves to think up new and creative DIY sex toys.
 
^Is wrong. My profile says I'm 100.
<Is going to take a sleeping pill to get some sleep tonight
VIs going to have Italian for dinner one night this week.
 
^ Exactly, I can sleep whenever I want! Oh, hi next day.

< Woke up too early again. The blinds in front of the window of my room here in England don't keep the day light out that well, at least not like the ones back home in Germany.

V Has more than three consoles?
 
Kinda. I own a XboxOne, roommate owns a PS4 that I also play and we plan on getting a Switch
Is really a romantic for Valentines Day and loved Christmas, all regardless of the naysaying sayers
Is really resourceful when she/he wants to be.
 
^Nerd isn't a derogatory term nowadays, it's more like a compliment now. And yes, I'm quite nerdy.

< Enjoys cuddling with others who want to cuddle.

V Is/was unsociable.
 
^ Doesn't strike me as a Skittles girl

< Is sometimes referred to as a Material girl

V Possibly a Barbie girl
 
^ Occasionally likes caramel

< Always up for the occasion

v Dressed for the occasion
 
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