I was going to.....

[razerwing]

Alright, rules here are very simple. Just follow this layout for a one-liner, and post below.

I was going to... (insert text here) but it was (insert more text here)

For instance, I was going to tell a blonde joke, but it was too dumb.

Let's get started shall we?

 

[Crystal Roses]

I was going to make some hot cocoa, but it was a shame I didn't have marshmallows.

 

[razerwing]

Heheh, I was going to have more people play this game, but it seems no one wants to play....

 

[Nekrosilisk88]

I was going to have a witty retort, but i rolled a nat 1 on my Perform (Comedy) check.

 

[Crystal Roses]

I was going to smack that guy with the thorny end of the roses, but it was exactly what he would have liked...so I refused.

 

[ilaughatmyself]

I was going to be sneaky, but a tank's much, much easier...

 

[Crystal Roses]

I was going to throw that out, but it was still good.

 

[ilaughatmyself]

I was going to eat that cake, but it was most definitely stale.

 

[Crystal Roses]

Ew.

I was going to go to the beach, but it was too crowded.

 

[ilaughatmyself]

I was going to the store, but I was caught speeding.

 

[Crystal Roses]

I was going to go to sleep, but it was too sunny outside still.

 

[ilaughatmyself]

I was going to drink your milkshake, but was nice and gave it back.

 

[Crystal Roses]

LOL! >.>

I was going to steal your protein shake, but it was warm, so I put it in the refrigerator.

 

[ilaughatmyself]

Great minds think alike, I see...

I was going to retort to your hate comment, but then I remembered, 'haters gnna hate...'

 

[Crystal Roses]

Yes.

I was going to fling that pencil at you, but it was missing the point.

 

[ilaughatmyself]

Ahhh...that was punny...I think...

I was going to eat grandma, but I forgot the comma.

 

[Crystal Roses]

I was going to go to a concert in the city, but it was way too much for the damn tickets.

 

[ilaughatmyself]

I was going to laugh at you, but I laughed at myself instead.

 

[Crystal Roses]

I was going to smack you for laughing at me, but it was more fun to watch you laugh at yourself.

 

[ilaughatmyself]

Clever...

I was going to catch your hand, but you stopped before I could.

 

[Crystal Roses]

Thanks!

I was going to let you catch my hand, but it was too easy to give in so quickly.

 

[ilaughatmyself]

Well, this is now interesting...

I saw temptation, but I gladly resisted.

 

[Crystal Roses]

LOL

I was going to push past that temptation, but it was late and I needed to get somewhere in a hurry.

 

[ilaughatmyself]

I was going to stop you from leaving, but you were gone before I could.

 

[XXtraPrince]

I was going to stand there and direct traffic, but the policemen's union would have had a fit.