SmutQuest: The adventure!

[Twisted Sexuality]

Go <Run from the mine>

 

[Lanfear]

Do <push ups>

 

[Darrow Huck]

Go <Run from the mine>

Grimy mine tunnel.
This is a cramped tunnel that leads deeper into the mine. You can follow the tunnel to the entrance, or you can take one of the many branches that lead from this tunnel.
Floor: Broken lamp, Pickaxe
Marcel

That command is just confusing.
Weird Creature enters from the depths of the mine!
Tall Weird Creature enters from the depths of the mine!

Weird Creature: "Hey, he does have a pickaxe!"
Tall Weird Creature: "And he's trying to go to running somehow!"

Do <push ups>

Boot Camp Training Square
This is the main training area for the new royal army recruits. There is a large marching square in the center, surrounded by target dummies and training weapon racks. The camp gates are to the south, and there are a number of buildings to the north.
Floor:
Chrissy, Drill Sargent, Army Recruits

You perform pushups while Drill Sargent gives a detailed breakdown of your mother's sexual escapades, and his opinions of them!


The Drill Sargent spits on the ground.
"All right, piss breath. While the others are eating, you're going to go to the mail station and check to see if any new orders have arrived. It's dangerous out on the road when it gets dark, so I'm sending someone who won't be missed. Just make sure to get killed before you pick up the orders if you're going to get killed- otherwise, we'll have to send for new ones!"

You receive map!

 

[Simply~]

>New Player
Yes

>New Character

>Enter Name:
Marko

>Enter Gender:
Male

>Pick Background:
Sailor

 

[Generalfoley]

New player?
>Yes

 

[Elysion Epsilon]

New Player?
>Yes