D'You Want to Play Questions

[XXtraPrince]

What if I told you that, if you were trying to get into my breeches, you're aces-up?

 

[Bronwyn]

*Gasps, feigning shock and innocence*

What? Moi? What kind of southern gal do you think that I am?

 

[XXtraPrince]

If I whispered it in your ear, would I get my face slapped?

 

[Bronwyn]

*Grins, blushing*

Are you willing to take a chance and find out?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Aren't we all risk-takers in our way?

 

[Bronwyn]

Would the real question be: Am I worth the risk?

 

[XXtraPrince]

If YOU were not, who would be?

 

[Bronwyn]

Shall we jump off the edge together?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Is this going to be a John-and-Marcia deal?

 

[Bronwyn]

Who the heck are John-and-Marcia?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Don't you remember the notorious Don Martin cliffside romance strip?

(John and Marcia agree to jump off the cliff together but she gets cold feet at the last second and he jumps by himself. Now it just so-happens that there's a trampoline at the base of the cliff. John hits the trampoline and is bounced back up. He cries, "Marcia!" and she replies, "John!". This goes on for several ups-and-downs, and finally he asks, "Marry me, Marcia!". She answers, "No, John!". Meanwhile, two truckers remove the trampoline. Splat!)

 

[Bronwyn]

(*Laughs, shaking her head "no"* I'm sorry, but I don't remember. )

And...how old are you, again? *Giggles and ducks!*

 

[XXtraPrince]

How old do I look?

 

[Bronwyn]

Do you want me to guess the age of your... penis?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Wouldn't it be the same age as everything else?

 

[Bronwyn]

(Well, technically, yes. But, I've seen some young looking cock on older men!) *Covers her mouth and giggles*

Is it true that a person is only as old as they "feel"? (If so, you're feeling about 22!!)

 

[XXtraPrince]

Could we say that it's true until proven false? That is, sometimes our libidina write checks our antiquated asses can no longer cash....

 

[Bronwyn]

Did I tell you how FINE I think your ass is?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Did I mention they've got me totally in thrall?

 

[Bronwyn]

My eyes? :angel:

 

[XXtraPrince]

Yeah! That's it! Your eyes!

Right?

 

[Bronwyn]

Pokes him in the eye because he was standing too close..

You're asking moi? Don't you know?

 

[XXtraPrince]

CERTAINLY I know - doesn't everyone?

 

[Bronwyn]

Do you think I"m THAT kind of girl? (I only have eyes for you, baby....)

 

[XXtraPrince]

Did you think I was casting aspersions?

*At the thought of casting, his "fly rod" perks up - but maybe it was a NET... bets she'd look TERRIFIC in fishnet!*