Four Words After Sex

[AnnaBeth]

CVS sells Plan B.

 

[Mr Quixotic]

Go back to sleep.

 

[CougarGirl]

My husband's a bodybuilder.

 

[Sigr]

Next time bring him.

 

[Revnarh]

Time for something new...

 

[GenderBender]

Give me fifteen minutes.

 

[AnnaBeth]

You'll only need five.

 

[Kosmik_Khaos]

That never happened before.

 

[AnnaBeth]

Run me a bath.

 

[Kosmik_Khaos]

I gotta tell Mom!

 

[AnnaBeth]

I'm taking this hoodie.

 

[Revnarh]

Good, let her join!

 

[GenderBender]

That's worth another $10.

 

[AnnaBeth]

Sorry, it's cash only.

 

[GenderBender]

I was offering cash.

 

[AnnaBeth]

That was simply amazing.

 

[Kosmik_Khaos]

You're a good girl.

 

[AnnaBeth]

Was I good, Daddy?

 

[Kosmik_Khaos]

You made Daddy proud.

 

[AnnaBeth]

Pass the baby wipes.

 

[Kosmik_Khaos]

Boom goes the dynamite!

 

[AnnaBeth]

That wasn't my fantasy.

 

[Kosmik_Khaos]

Can't feel my legs.

 

[AnnaBeth]

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

 

[Kosmik_Khaos]

What's my name again?