Four Words After Sex

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Damn damn damn damn! (Works better as three words.)[/size]

 

[zenmaster]

WHERE'D THE CONDOM GO?!

 

[SilkySoft]

Were yeh wearin' one?

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Wait, you're a man?[/size]

 

[zenmaster]

You need a diet

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]You need a mint.[/size]

 

[Ironic]

Lite me a cigarette?

 

[zenmaster]

Ten out of ten

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]I demand bacon, now![/size]

 

[Rakki]

"The HELL was THAT?!"

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Less talking, more sandwiches![/size]

 

[Rakki]

"Put that back... NOW!"

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]But..but..but...damn![/size]

 

[zenmaster]

Bring lube next time

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]No anal today, no?[/size]

 

[zenmaster]

Is that your mom?

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Is that your husband?[/size]

 

[Foxy Lady]

I'll lick that up.

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Your faith is disturbing.[/size]

 

[zenmaster]

Gotta love that ass

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]What are you craving?[/size]

 

[Rakki]

"I'm going to regret that."

 

[Snowy]

"Please master... Have mercy!"

 

[zenmaster]

That never happened before

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]That thing is alive![/size]