Three Word Story

[xWickedBlackLace]

...to fuck up...

 

[Mr Master]

...the spiritual thing's...

 

[H a r r i e t]

... hormonal drive so...

 

[xWickedBlackLace]

...it couldn't fuck...

 

[Mr Master]

...like a ghost...

 

[H a r r i e t]

... any longer. Then...

 

[Mr Master]

...Jesus showed up.

 

[H a r r i e t]

And everyone flipped...

 

[Mr Master]

...out! There were...

 

[xWickedBlackLace]

...hordes of llamas...

 

[H a r r i e t]

... trying to fly...

 

[xWickedBlackLace]

because Jesus said...

 

[Mr Master]

... "Let no llama...

 

[H a r r i e t]

... go without flying...

 

[Mr Master]

...for the Lord."

 

[xWickedBlackLace]

...as he fucked...

 

[Mr Master]

...a llama, Battleship...

 

[H a r r i e t]

... attempted to mold...

 

[DareToDream]

his will to

 

[H a r r i e t]

... learn to cook...

 

[xWickedBlackLace]

((I'm going to document how many times we slam his cooking skills xD He's going to be vengeful about this when he gets home, I'm sure.))

..so the llama could...

 

[H a r r i e t]

((he should learn how to cook, then. I mean, really? MASHED POTATOES AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE!))

... live after eating...

 

[Mr Master]

...his food, but...

(we also need to transcribe this story and parse it into actual sentences, just to see how it scans; maybe I'll do that tonight)

 

[xWickedBlackLace]

...his food, but...

(we also need to transcribe this story and parse it into actual sentences, just to see how it scans; maybe I'll do that tonight)

((Haha, i can name a few spots where people fucked it up. But MisMas is a perfectionist. xD))

...die when battleship...

 

[Mr Master]

...accidentally orgasmed, blasting...

((EDIT: This is known as the "Man of steel, llama of Kleenex" problem))