What would you say...

[Quise_Bear]

"...I'm not driving you home."

"Why? Wasn't the sex good?"

 

[xWickedBlackLace]

-pleas the fifth-

 

[Hero]

Ahh, the wonderful silence of you giving me head.

 

[Mindful Apprentice]

...Now where's my knife... Oh, here it is. *shank*

 

[xWickedBlackLace]

...Now where's my knife... Oh, here it is. *shank*

...! >.> well now...this is unexpected.

 

[Mindful Apprentice]

._.; I knew my vitamins tasted like date-rape!

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

"But I'm not into men!"

 

[xWickedBlackLace]

...But Mindful told me you were into men. >.>

 

[Raziel99]

...how the hell did we get a bed this big?

 

[Quise_Bear]

"Can I have fish for breakfest?"

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

"Why does this keep on happening?"

 

[xWickedBlackLace]

Because shank doesn't give anybody else a chance to wake up next to anybody else.
He's a slut.


"Oh mai! He really does go for the jugular! :3"

 

[Quise_Bear]

"Its not my fault that people keep on falling into my damn bed every night! Next time look inside your drinks."

 

[xWickedBlackLace]

"One more time, and I'm cutting it off."

 

[Kravin5150]

"I know I said I love snakes...but that was way more kinkier than it should have been >///>"

 

[xWickedBlackLace]

Anything to satisfy your kravin~!

 

[Quise_Bear]

"Do you think your husband heard us?"

 

[Kravin5150]

"Do you smell burnt hair and flesh too?"

 

[Raziel99]

I see that you want the 'burning skin' package.

 

[__N o v i.S n o w]

"So...it is true what they say about vampires...."

 

[Raziel99]

*grins* i'm sure you enjoyed that bite and stamina, then.

 

[xWickedBlackLace]

):< That their Penises glitter too? I'm sorry you had a bad experience Novi. We can comfort each other. -wiggles brows-

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

"Oh, herro. "​

 

[xWickedBlackLace]

"Oh, herro. "​

:3 It's true. Cawk chocolate. ALWAYS a happy ending.

 

[Kravin5150]

"Hey, where'd I put my other glowsti...oh that's right."