Six word Story!!!

[Bronwyn]

*Taps the microphone with the palm of her hand....hard!*

Can anyone out there hear me?

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ !!! OWWITCH !!! ^

Turns six or seven color shades!

 

[Bronwyn]

Wonders why microphone is growing bigger.. ??

 

[XXtraPrince]

Shows how to test the microphone.

 

[Bronwyn]

I have an amazing avatar creater! *Winks!*

 

[XXtraPrince]

More libido than talent, I'd guess.

 

[Bronwyn]

Too early to be doing laundry!!

 

[XXtraPrince]

Can't wake up all the neighbors!

 

[Bronwyn]

No neighbors, live in the woods.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"To the woods!" he exclaimed, leering.

 

[Bronwyn]

Watch out for Big Bad Wolf!

 

[XXtraPrince]

Combs his whiskers, while chuckling softly....

 

[Bronwyn]

Grins at the thought of whiskers...

 

[XXtraPrince]

"What'd the wolf say?" asked Daddy.

 

[Bronwyn]

"Little girl, where's your red cape?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Put your panties back on, Red!"

 

[Bronwyn]

"But... the bad wolf stole them!" *Pouts!*

 

[XXtraPrince]

Wolf leans against tree, sniffing panties.

 

[Bronwyn]

Grandma aims her rifle at wolf!

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Hey Grandma, cut me some slack!"

 

[Bronwyn]

"Who's afraid of big, bad Grandma?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

Counts wolf pelts on Grandma's wall.

 

[Bronwyn]

Grandma aims for his big snout!

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Leave my shnozzle out of this!"

 

[Bronwyn]

"Schnozzle shmozzle! The hammer's already cocked!"