What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Hexxed4Life]

"Voy a coger a la chica de pelo azul hasta que ella grita."

 

[Dane Stalling]

Holy wow, I hope she's into blue-haired girls.

 

[Hexxed4Life]

"I wonder if I could get it on this..."

 

[Revnarh]

My eyes are up here...I know that I have sexy legs, but they aren't the only sexy part of my sexy body.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"If you don't do as I say, I'll cast that spell on you that you wish I hadn't!"

 

[Dane Stalling]

Girls, pay attention! this is how you catch a leg man.

 

[Foxy Lady]

Do I look cuter with the tie down here or should I tighten it completely?

 

[Revnarh]

Come on, I know that you want to touch my babies! Go ahead and touch them!

 

[Dane Stalling]

Oh please please please someone ask me for a light!

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I should just go up to her and say Hello, what have I got to lose?"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Come over here and swat me already."

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

"God I hate my boss..."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Yes please, I'll have another white rabbit candy."

 

[Camille]

"I know what women want."

 

[UnluckyGambit]

"I'm the new sheriff in town n' you are in for one wild night."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"WHY, OH WHY do I have to explain myself every time someone sees my avatar?"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Oops. Dropped a penny in my stocking. Caught it before it went all the way down, but someone has to help me get it out. Volunteers?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Another grueling day in the salt mine, and it all starts here!"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"This stare doesn't make me look too shifty, does it?"

 

[Revnarh]

Have someone seen my contact lenses? I can't find them...

 

[Dane Stalling]

"With two hands full of fire, it's really awkward when something itches."

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Maybe I should try the pink one for April fools day?

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I love these parties! It's too bad solar eclipses are so rare."

 

[Dane Stalling]

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad... I'm hot for teacher.

 

[UnluckyGambit]

Wait....there isn't a bachelor's party?