What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[XXtraPrince]

"See these? If you mess with me, I'll hurt you!"

 

[Camille]

"Why yes, a man's "plume" size is indeed proportionate to the size of his penis."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Any last words, pilgrim?"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

'How long does it take to get a table in this place?"

 

[the_berserking_unicorn]

"Now where are my glasses?"

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

"It's just a hop, skip, and a stab!"

 

[Revnarh]

The statue behind me? That's no statue, that is my guardian.

 

[Bluefoot]

"Do you really want to mess with me? It's not a good idea - unless you like getting your ass handed to you."

 

[the_berserking_unicorn]

i'm purple... deal with it

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

I can summon a god if you piss me off

 

[the_berserking_unicorn]

My boobies >:3

 

[Revnarh]

Of course it's real. Why are people asking me if my horn is real or not?

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Solo wizard: hardest thing ever!

 

[UnluckyGambit]

Well they said it would rain......so where is it?

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

This is my hat. It my best friend. Don't touch my hat.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I could get along fine without this chest but they do have their advantages!"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"As a matter of fact, I do think I'm all that and a bag of chips!"

 

[the_berserking_unicorn]

Peeping tom! Eek!

 

[Revnarh]

...yes, you can touch it. Why does everyone want to touch my horn?

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Well, of course I have a black set, but black gets so... dreary...."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"I wrote 'The Inferno', bitch. What did *you* write?"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I may be new to Blue Moon but I am not new to game playing!"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Keep those eyes moving up, up, up, and yes, you *are* seeing three pixels of naked thigh."

 

[UnluckyGambit]

Why did no one tell me ties were this uncomfortable!?

 

[Foxy Lady]

What's that sticking out of my ass?