What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[XXtraPrince]

"There - everything is perfect!"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"If I stare at you long enough, you'll give in!"

 

[Your Eternal Reward]

"That's it, sweetie. Follow my fingertips..."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"She had a pair of knockers, I swear to God...."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"Oh yes, I am quite sure I could do that!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"That guy in the front row is cute! Maybe my understudy could do tomorrow's matinee, and I'll do a much different matinee of my own!"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I'll just stand here and wait for her to come to me."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"These couldn't be two different stockings?"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"Well, whatta ya waiting for?"

 

[Erit of Eastcris]

"I should have listened when they told me these heels would ruin my calves..."

 

[Your Eternal Reward]

"Anime hair: Two meticulous hours and half a liter of hair gel."

 

[Nekrosilisk88]

It's an open offer you can't refuse.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Something around here doesn't pass the 'smell test'!"

 

[Revnarh]

And, how do you like the plan?

 

[Foxy Lady]

Where's my head gone?

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Well, I found one sucker - come on boys, ante up!"

 

[AndNich123]

I don't get mad. I get even.

 

[Dogged]

"I'm dressed in white so you can sully me.."

 

[Your Eternal Reward]

"Would these eyes lie to you, darling? This voice... These lips..."

 

[Dogged]

"When I hold my hands out like this, you know what I'm describing the length of..."

 

[AndNich123]

I know how to sully a person.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"He said he'd be here at ten, and it's a quarter to eleven...."

 

[Your Eternal Reward]

"I gave that bitch a parasol. Bitches love parasols."

 

[Revnarh]

I hope I did not forget to turn the stove of. I'm so headless sometimes...

 

[Mister Grimm]

"Look at me I gotta stick! Why? Cause FUCK YOU! That's why..."