What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[XXtraPrince]

"The Unipossum must see something in you that I don't!"

 

[YourAiSong]

"Pfft. I'll have you know my hat is not silly besides bitches love feathers. Now if you excuse me I have some money to collect!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

When you hang around in active volcanoes like I do, a little neck tattoo is just a shmatte!

 

[YourAiSong]

"As if I've never seen you naked."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"As if I've never seen you naked."

 

[KimiDoll]

"I enjoy being a fuzzy bear with an attitude"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Somebody's in for a tough night!"

 

[KimiDoll]

"I wonder if my jacket is too fuzzy"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"This is NOT latex, you cheap bastard - THIS is patent-leather!"

 

[KimiDoll]

"More clothing is sexier than no clothing"

 

[Camille]

KFC has NOTHING on me!!!!

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I believe you farted - how rude!"

 

[Camille]

ROTFLMAOOOOOO!!

"So....sue me!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"They call me 'every country boy's dream' - wanna take a nap?"

 

[Bronwyn]

"I'll now do my impersonation of Barbara Eden as the Jeannie" *Folds arms, nods, and blinks*

 

[XXtraPrince]

"The last guy 'had a better idea'. Do you feel like being a genius?"

 

[Camille]

Perhaps a Renaissance waitor back in Italy?


"Ciao! And welcome to The Feast! My name is Leonardo and I will be your waitor. Tonight's special is "Flaming Peacock"!

 

[XXtraPrince]

"So that's where you get all those feathers!"

 

[Bronwyn]

"I'm not going anywhere until you flash me your titties!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Well. Are y'all quite through with your unseemly rants?"

 

[Camille]

"Yeah, you're probably right. I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, or fart and wear glasses!"

 

[Bronwyn]

"I'm an aquired taste. Don't like me, aquire some taste."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"You have NO idea how dreary it can be to have your avatar done in oils!"

 

[KimiDoll]

"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"