What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Camille]

"Ouch! Damn scratch marks!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"NO, you may NOT pull my fringes - at least not here and not now!"

 

[TaintedAndDelish]

While you're down there picking up the soap, polish my rod.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"If you judge THIS book by its cover, you're in for a BIG surprise!"

 

[TaintedAndDelish]

OK, who mixed crazy glue in with my soap? Not funny!
Now how the hell do I get my arms free... Nrrgh.. hmmmph...

 

[Razgriz]

"Mmm.....These taste SOOOOOO good"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"The time between wars is such a bore!"

 

[Camille]

"These free "travel soaps" are awesome!"

 

[Fancy_Brat]

"Hey...who turned out the lights...?"

 

[Razgriz]

"G...gah! I...Idiot! What do you think you're doing, exposing yourself like that?"

 

[Shakeda]

"I need some lighter armor if I'm gonna keep riding this..."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"You were looking for 'a little tail'; do you think THESE will keep you happy?"

 

[Fancy_Brat]

Crap...its so cold my soap is freezing up on me...

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Would you like it better if I took my panties off?"

 

[Fancy_Brat]

"Why yes, I would like it better with your panties off."

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Touché! ^

"I can't eat this chili through a straw. I just can't."

 

[Fancy_Brat]

"So...you asked what the special chili was...?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I used to so look forward to coming here to eat... but anymore...."

 

[Fancy_Brat]

"Who's there?! Show yourself!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Excuse me, I'm having lunch now - can we chat at another time?"

 

[Fancy_Brat]

"No matter how hard I scrub, this Prince tattoo won't go away!"

 

[Razgriz]

"mmmm......Noodles"

 

[Fancy_Brat]

"If we don't hurry, the noodles will be all gone!!!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Waiter, I found a fly in my soup! Actually, it looked like my ex's fly!"

 

[Fancy_Brat]

(^ Has someone been looking in the siggy...?)

"Now I shower alone. My ex was an odd one..."