What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Fancy_Brat]

Best school picture...ever.

 

[Camille]

"I look like Carol.... who???"

 

[Razgriz]

"Just a simple Texas girl, that's all I am, gentlemen"

 

[Fancy_Brat]

That was a rather shady pet store now that I think about it...

 

[XXtraPrince]

"... And having been a rather shady pet myself...."

 

[Fancy_Brat]

"Time for training, my shady pet."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"... So my doctor says, 'You need mammograms; but rather than make a special appointment, come over here and I'll do them myself!' "

 

[Camille]

"You will call me "Master Prince" from now on....understood cowgirl?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Well, geez, what an egotistic prick!"

 

[Bronwyn]

"Who's yer Daddy now?"

 

[Fancy_Brat]

"Daddy...bedtime story...now."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"At least my cat-ears don't show - you know how some people are...."

 

[Fancy_Brat]

But of course I can make the words I say appear. "Prince."

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Touché! ^

"I suppose you could say they're my crowning glories!"

 

[RegalBritishKittens]

"Oh my God, this song is almost as amazing as you are! Who's it by?"

( /obvious joke)

 

[Razgriz]

"What? Never seen a dancing grizzly bear before?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Being on the receiving end of a good, old-fashioned cavalry charge is a real morale-destroyer - all the more so if the horses happen to be on fire!"

 

[Fancy_Brat]

And that's just my finger.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"How can you possibly see a sweet little girl like me as a 'sex object'?"

 

[Sky High Girl]

"Are you enjoying my finger? You'll get more of it, and more of me if you do.."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I know the sunset flatters me. I had it designed that way."

 

[Fancy_Brat]

This sex was brought to you today by the word, Prince.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"This cat's out of the bag!"

 

[Sky High Girl]

"Now don't tell me you don't love this, you slut!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Red skies at dawning - sailor, take warning!"