What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Aviatrix]

I hope that I'm ready for the Olympics

 

[Anonyman]

Crap, I think my mom is around that corner...

 

[Shimmi]

Do I smell fire?

 

[Aviatrix]

*Scratches bark again* I think I need some help trimming these branches..

 

[kaoruKitten]

"This gag will leave horrible tan lines if I get burnt in that sun,"

 

[Shimmi]

Did I forget panties or not?

 

[BeBop Nomad]

This yoga thing is really helping my posture!

 

[Shimmi]

You will soon see something, what you never saw yet. It is time for rock'n roll

 

[Pazzo]

"This blue orb thingy I'm holding is starting to bore me. Maybe I can trade it for a few glasses of scotch."

 

[lordofdarkness]

"I want to grow up to be like cyclops"

 

[Ironic]

“Don’t blink… don’t blink… just stay still and take the photo…”

 

[kaoruKitten]

"Jeeze, this wind is really messing with my hair,"

 

[Shimmi]

Are you looking at me? I hope you do...

 

[Ester]

I wish that I could have gotten another led at the store, then I'd have two glowing dice.

 

[Xanax]

"Nobody told me it was going to be so windy!"

 

[Shimmi]

This is my last cigarette...again...

 

[Lydia]

“I’m finally going to win this game of beer pong.”

 

[mothMINDLESS]

"oh no, is this the twilight zone again? i knew i should've turned left at albquerque."

 

[Sync]

Will someone sack that artist, please...?

 

[Aviatrix]

What in the world am I looking at?

 

[Shimmi]

"What a lovely butt"

"Just keep starring, I just warming up."

 

[Sync]

"You take the Blue Pill..."

 

[exotic]

"Is cereal a soup?"

 

[Shimmi]

You think, that I think, that you know, that I know...

 

[Kitten]

“Roll for initiative!”