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What's the above user's avatar thinking?

Okay, who keeps replacing my hair gel with this...stuff?
 
Finally! Now that I've absorbed you my power has doubled! Soon the world's leaders will bow down before me!
 
I hope this mouse is heavy enough to trigger the touch-plate that opens the door on level eight so the heroic youth doesn't get stuck (you're probably not old enough to have any idea what the hell I'm talking about, sorry)
 
Good. Nobody's caught on that I committed several war crimes a few minutes ago.
 
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