What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Aviatrix]

Man she is heavy

 

[Megadomination23]

Why did the animators hate me?

 

[Aviatrix]

Why do they always run?

 

[stealthpanther]

"Yes, yes, I'm awake already!"

 

[Megadomination23]

This scar hurts like a bitch!

 

[Lurker]

This scar hurts like a bitch!

This bitch hurts like a scar.

 

[RogTheRake]

.o0(did that pill make my but bigger?)

 

[Aviatrix]

At least these don't have spurs

 

[Lurker]

When the guys are away, the girls will play.

 

[stealthpanther]

"Ow!"

 

[Leon]

'If i stare long enough, maybe they'll leave'

 

[Lurker]

Just look at those pecs!

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

How the hell am I going to explain this to my wife?

 

[Lurker]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I web surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious website of hot chicks galore,
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.

'Tis not possible!, I pleaded, but my browser, so conceited,
Remained blank, I then repeated, just a blank and nothing more.

With a scream, I was defeated, for my cookies were deleted,
So I begged, no longer seated, "Give me back my free hardcore!"

Then, in answer to my query, Through the net I loved so dearly,
Came its answer, dark and dreary: Quoth the server, 404

 

[CutesyFae]

Shit, the full moon was tonight?

 

[Dpravity]

I only have eyes for you

 

[stealthpanther]

'I solemnly swear I am up to no good.'

 

[CutesyFae]

Soft look on my face, beautiful lighting. . . Fuck, the writers are about to kill me off, aren't they?

 

[Lurker]

As a matter of fact, I do see the world through rose tinted glasses.

 

[stealthpanther]

'Ah shit, not again!'

 

[WaveVelour]

Should’ve brought my sunglasses.

 

[CutesyFae]

Would reciting Shakespeare from memory right now be impressive or pretentious?

 

[Aviatrix]

I didn't know I was colorblind

 

[stealthpanther]

'Quit staring at my boobs!'

 

[Lurker]

'Quit staring at my boobs!'

*Silently stares at her boobs*