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'If i stare long enough, maybe they'll leave'
 
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I web surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious website of hot chicks galore,
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.

'Tis not possible!, I pleaded, but my browser, so conceited,
Remained blank, I then repeated, just a blank and nothing more.

With a scream, I was defeated, for my cookies were deleted,
So I begged, no longer seated, "Give me back my free hardcore!"

Then, in answer to my query, Through the net I loved so dearly,
Came its answer, dark and dreary: Quoth the server, 404
 
Soft look on my face, beautiful lighting. . . Fuck, the writers are about to kill me off, aren't they?
 
Would reciting Shakespeare from memory right now be impressive or pretentious?
 
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