What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[latexwyo]

I hope those heels don’t go a little lower!!

 

[Gina in Orange]

I wonder if I can spring load my junk so it pops out when I unzip...

 

[latexwyo]

Would I be willing to test the theory??

 

[Lurker]

No, it's not a gun, I actually am happy to see you.

 

[kinkyponygirl]

Should I strike a pose and yell henshin

 

[Lurker]

Are you sure that's a superhero outfit?

 

[Aviatrix]

Please don't rip.. please...

 

[Lurker]

He doesn't suspect anything...

 

[Gina in Orange]

I did it! I found the cure to male pattern baldness! Note: some additional side effects.

 

[Lurker]

Studying for SATs sucks

 

[Kiki]

"ah, just as I planned...."

 

[Gina in Orange]

Now he will definitely check out my ass

 

[CasualVelociraptor]

“Oh, don’t mind me...just stretching my feet sexily.”

 

[Lurker]

You want a piece of me?

 

[Aviatrix]

Hey, I only said I wanted a bigger bulge

 

[Lurker]

I told him that if he drinks this, he'll get a bigger bulge.
I just conveniently neglected to say how much bigger.
He might need a wheelbarrow...

 

[Aviatrix]

I really need to stop accepting weird smelling drinks from strangers

 

[Lurker]

I really need to stop accepting weird smelling drinks from strangers

I really need to stop offering weird smelling drinks to strangers...
Nah, too much fun!

 

[Zenra]

Where'd my Mr Winky go!?!?!?

 

[CasualVelociraptor]

Oh, this is one of those dreams, isn’t it?!

 

[Zenra]

Should I bother with lipstick or go au natural tonight?

 

[Aviatrix]

Note to self, cotton candy clothes dissolve in water

 

[Lurker]

Morning isn't a time, it;s a state of mind.

 

[Aviatrix]

I didn't realize these clothes were so stretchy

 

[Lurker]

I hope the button won't pop this time.