What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[WaveVelour]

So many cables... You plugged too many!

 

[Lurker]

Maybe I should buy a modern DSLR

 

[obieblu]

Oh, crap. Where can I buy tampons?

 

[Whispered Secret]

"I am practicing the art of moving so slowly, that you can no longer see me"

 

[CasualVelociraptor]

Feed the birds, tuppence a bag.

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

That right keep.the cameras on me.

 

[CasualVelociraptor]

Must. Destroy. EARTH

 

[latexwyo]

This dress fits perfectly...no need for straps!

 

[CasualVelociraptor]

Does this latex make my ass squeak when I fart?

 

[latexwyo]

Does this latex make my ass squeak when I fart?

I can tell you it does do that. yes.

 

[Aviatrix]

Oh no the zippers are stuck again!

 

[CasualVelociraptor]

Why is everybody staring at me?

 

[latexwyo]

I really should be more careful when I unzip...I tend to get excited! Damn these things! Sorry for the delay!

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

Come on some talk about how fine my ass is.

 

[latexwyo]

Come on some talk about how fine my ass is.

It might be slightly self serving, yes!

 

[skyfetcher]

Someone fix my zipper.

 

[CasualVelociraptor]

I wish I could get this hair out of my face.

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

No nip slip no nip slip no nip slip

 

[CasualVelociraptor]

PUNY MORTALS!

 

[Lurker]

Who stole my straps?

 

[CasualVelociraptor]

Who put estrogen in my morning coffee?

 

[LexiSpeedwagon]

Imagine the publicity i’d get if I had a wardrobe malfunction tonight

 

[CasualVelociraptor]

“You didn’t have to lasso me for me to tell the truth about how I feel, Diana...”

“Lady Croft? I...”

*Smooch*

 

[warez]

"I need our Lord Jesus Christ in my life."

 

[CasualVelociraptor]