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[Revnarh]

I have such lovely hair!

 

[Twisted_iN_Tux]

My eyes are up here, darling. *slaps with tail*

 

[Revnarh]

I love eating creamy pies!

 

[Aviatrix]

May I have a creamy pie?

 

[Twisted_iN_Tux]

I wonder if Grubhub delivers cream pies? *speed dials*

 

[Melete]

"Should I limit myself to twelve cream pies a day?"

 

[Lurker]

Do not cross the finger!

 

[Neffelin]

Darn! Just as trimmed my beard!

 

[Revnarh]

Did I just fly through a black hole...and survive?!

 

[Melete]

How adorably evil am I?

 

[Aviatrix]

Are you cheating on me?

 

[Revnarh]

I should go on holiday and travel more to get my mind off of work.

 

[Twisted_iN_Tux]

I should work more to get my mind off of holidays and travel.

 

[Aviatrix]

Another pie to the face, really?

 

[Twisted_iN_Tux]

But boy did it feel good to throw it!

 

[Revnarh]

I'm a mess...and I ran out of tuxedos again.

 

[Twisted_iN_Tux]

Run out? Me? Never! Anywho...

Do you think they’ll ever add synchronised blinking to the Olympics? I’d totally medal!

 

[Neffelin]

Why tastet that milk so bitter?

 

[Lurker]

Shit! The xenomorphs are amassing and I cannot contact HQ.

 

[Revnarh]

Why do I keep falling over lately? Maybe I should go to my doctor...

 

[Aviatrix]

Ummm.. I can explain..

 

[Lurker]

I wish they were bigger...

 

[Pazzo]

"Wow, these werent here before! And where the hell are my testicles?!?!?!"

 

[Revnarh]

Gods above and beyond, I love the theatre!

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

We did the stripped search, can I go now?