What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Silverknight]

I knew I shouldn't of had that one odd looking drink

 

[Iridescence]

An escort quest? Uuuuugh.

 

[Lurker]

Thank you for flying Aeroflot

 

[DevilsDelight]

I'm having a mild identity crisis

 

[Revnarh]

Why are people thinking that I'm a taxi or uber?

 

[Nykar]

My eyes are up here....

 

[Zeegen]

No.... I'm Spartacus...

 

[Nykar]

How can you be so stupid!?

 

[Aviatrix]

Now where are these Amazons?

 

[Revnarh]

I wonder if they want to join me in my bath.

 

[Iridescence]

Do I really need to act this cute to attract victims?

 

[Perceval]

finally a good selfie!

 

[Lurker]

I am not sure it will fit... Oh my god!!!

 

[Nykar]

Not again....

 

[Lurker]

I better stay away in case it's contagious.

 

[Aviatrix]

I shouldn't have trespassed on that Tribe's land

 

[Iridescence]

But what if I don't want to be the Lady of the Lake?

 

[Nykar]

Wanna play?

 

[Aviatrix]

You shall kneel at my feet!

 

[Nykar]

I hope you don't mind that my top might pop off at any moment

 

[Lurker]

Yes, it looks impressive, but by the time I finish unbuckling and unzipping, the ladies have already lost interest

 

[Aviatrix]

Why meeee!?

 

[Nykar]

I sure do you hope don't do anything naughty with me!

 

[Iridescence]

The Black Knight always wins!

 

[Aviatrix]

Like my tattoos?