What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Chewi]

I wonder if other people know I’m touching myself with this tail...

 

[Revnarh]

Those foolish adventurers really thought that they could haggle with me...

 

[Aviatrix]

Why do I always lose at strip poker?

 

[Lurker]

If only I could get a kinky boyfriend...

 

[Graver]

"Oh crap, not again..."

 

[mypgems]

You hurt the ladies, I hurt you.

 

[Lurker]

Wanna spar?

 

[Sleepingskill]

Wanna spar?

I know martial arts also

 

[Lurker]

I want to "train" with them

 

[Aviatrix]

Is this a dream?

 

[Engagers7]

So who I should protect next?

 

[Lurker]

V for... vagina?

 

[Chewi]

Its happened again! The pills didn’t make me better - they made my condition worse!

 

[Lurker]

Just great! We take the same pills, but he gets to be a sexy girl and I end up a monkey. It's not fair!

 

[DevilsDelight]

Well whatever that pill was, it kinda spooked me, and I'm still hyperventilating. Maybe I should sit down with the newly appointed 'monkey's uncle' and see if he feels just spooked by the effects while we adjust to the change.

 

[Engagers7]

Hey Stud~ where do you want to go~

 

[ella]

I hope they don't check my ID, when I order two beers.

 

[Aviatrix]

I hope his wife doesn't notice her clothes missing

 

[Revnarh]

I wonder where my trainer is...

 

[Aviatrix]

Did you summon me?

 

[Lurker]

I like large (poke)balls

 

[ella]

Shit, I lost my balls.

 

[mypgems]

What a night that was!

 

[Graver]

"Ha? Whatchu lookin' at? Baka."

 

[Engagers7]

Who's ready to get shot!