What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Revnarh]

Mhhhh...looks like my traps need to be cleaned again. So much blood everywhere...

 

[Sprite]

Should I make quiche or soufflé today?

 

[Aviatrix]

I need to expand my sitting room if I'm going to have so many guests.

 

[Leon]

Welcome servant number two six nine, time to show your loyalty~

 

[Midnight Lass]

Do I have a sweater to match my chest hair?

 

[Sprite]

I really should tell that person that there's toilet paper stuck to their shoe.

 

[Revnarh]

I know that I'm a great ruler, but that doesn't mean that I will employ anyone.

 

[Aviatrix]

You really need to get some carpet in these rooms.

 

[Revnarh]

I like sitting on my new throne. Now if only that maid would hurry and bring me the tea that I requested.

 

[Leon]

It is such a nice night out tonight, how about we take a lil trip~?

 

[Revnarh]

I'm too sexy for a shirt, too sexy for a shirt...

 

[Midnight Lass]

Who sings that song that goes "La de da de do?"

 

[Revnarh]

I forgot the parasol...

 

[Leon]

I know he's around here somewhere~

 

[Revnarh]

Who or what is that succubus looking for?

 

[Aviatrix]

Why is it always a leather outfit? Can't I ever get some silk or anything nicer when I'm summoned..?

 

[Sprite]

I'm thinking purple is my color

 

[Revnarh]

I like those green flames, they go well with my clothes!

 

[Sprite]

Please Sir, may I have more?

 

[Erebus]

-insert the entire Maleficent trailer here-

or

"Awesome women don't look at explosions."

 

[Midnight Lass]

"Why can't anyone make a decent mojito anymore?"

 

[Revnarh]

What, this is a beach for nudists?

 

[Sprite]

Are you saying I'm the perfect girl for next month's centerfold?

 

[Greenskin]

Are you disrespecting me?

 

[Midnight Lass]

What do you mean we're out of cinnamon mocha pods for the Keurig?