What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Sprite]

That's right, I'm fuckin' hot!

 

[Revnarh]

Should I wear the small black dress tonight to spice things up a little?

 

[Sprite]

I could have sworn I left the copy of the Kama Sutra around here.

 

[Revnarh]

(I keep posting in the wrong thread today...)

Looks like my newest servant is confused for some reason.

 

[Silverknight]

Hmm...i s this a good place to take a nap

 

[Sprite]

I love the beauty of fire

 

[Leon]

I love the beauty of colored fire~

 

[Sprite]

I am strong and handsome

 

[MellowYellow]

I'm horny as hell!

 

[Leon]

Say 'desu' again. Say 'desu' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say desu one more Goddamn time!

 

[Revnarh]

So kawai and badass at the same time!

 

[Leon]

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I'll be the 9~

 

[Revnarh]

Where did I put my body oil?

 

[Aviatrix]

I swear I dropped my contacts around here somewhere.

 

[MisaLaVan]

My food bowl is empty *meow*

 

[Aviatrix]

Why is it still so cloudy out here?

(New Avatar now)

 

[Leon]

You'd be surprised at how many people don't notice the real danger~

 

[Razgriz]

Hah! Joke's on you! This chest hair is fake!

 

[Midnight Lass]

Would a wrestling mask improve my look?

 

[Sprite]

I'm thinking that person who's trying to dress like me should really put on more clothes! (Midnight Lass, your avatar is looking at another person)

 

[Aviatrix]

I need to get some more competent minions

 

[Leon]

If I lay still for long enough, surely they wont notice me

 

[Sprite]

Do you think gamers will realize I'm the model for all the characters in Gears of War? Yeah, that's right, all of the characters.

 

[Leon]

(OMG, I totally laughed out loud on that, that's gold)

Think he can upstage me!? I'll show Kermit why it really IS easy being green.

 

[MisaLaVan]

Hey i think that sexy pirate is looking my way. *hits a pose*