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[Whispered Secret]

"I might get away with it if I stay in this far corner...and I'm very quiet, while I use this big book to make sure no one can see what I'm up to behind it..."

 

[WaveVelour]

Can you help me off with this itchy ragged dress sir?

 

[BennyQ]

This camera I found has some very...educational photos in it.

 

[AnnaBeth]

Everyone thinks I'm thoughtful, they don't realize I super glued my fingers together by accident.

 

[BennyQ]

No one knows that whenever I write their name in this book...they will have an uncontrollable orgasm at that very second.

 

[AnnaBeth]

I wish the barber would hurry up and finish cutting my hair.

 

[BennyQ]

I've been wandering down this endless aisle forever and the books are always the same

 

[AnnaBeth]

I would love to run my hands up those thighs...

 

[Cypherxk2]

I read so much I can tell whole stories without looking at the books.

 

[Sharub]

"...fall into my spell..."

 

[BennyQ]

My mane looks great with this new LUSH shampoo.

 

[AnnaBeth]

If Santa doesn't get me a Red Ryder BB Gun for Christmas I am so invading Trovania.

 

[Crescent]

What kind of library is this that leaves disorderly stacks of books everywhere?

 

[AnnaBeth]

Does this bowler make me seem to formal?

 

[CougarGirl]

Just look at the dust in this place.

 

[sirix]

where are the damn Female slaves. My last one is too worn out.

 

[Sharub]

FEAR ME!

 

[AnnaBeth]

Call me "Pretty Horsey!" just one more time and I swear I will...

 

[Revnarh]

Now where is that one book I wanted to read last week? I could swear it was in this section.

 

[BennyQ]

I wish someone would help me find this penny I dropped

 

[Revnarh]

Gods above and beyond, I'm going to spank that demonic ass hard when she doesn't get up soon!

 

[AnnaBeth]

Scrubbing the bloodstains off this rooftop is taking forever.

 

[The Murvoth]

When will Winds of Winter be released

 

[AnnaBeth]

I will enslave her for the Horde!

Also, I need a manipedi.

 

[Revnarh]

I wonder if summoning a succubus really will work...only one way to find out!